Skylar's Desert Palm Inn

[The Duke of Oral]

tap tap tap tap tap tap "Scu me" tap tap tap "Scu me, Mr. Duke"..... tap tap "Scu me Mr Duke, please to take eyes off pussy for one minute!!"

"Oh Tucan Chu, what is it?"

"Mr. Duke... she come... very nice lady... she say give you message!"

"Oh? And what is that?"

"She say ~Me sooo hoe-ny, me luv you longtime!~ She even bring special foetune cookie Mr. Duke!!"

"Oh really, and..."

"Yes it say ~Woman who fly plane upside down, likely have hairy crackup!"

 

[cajunpeach]

Yummy!!!

Well no pussy-footing going on here! Now.. if I remember correctly, there is a certain way to approach the bush, I mean fuzz on the peach's peeling... oh that's right, just taking the tongue and barely, very lightly allowing the tip of it to run across the peeling brings on such a tingly feeling to my tongue. Perhaps if I can peel it off very nicely I can get to the fruit. :d

of mine

He's backkkkkkkk! Well, I can see that the Duke is back in fine form!!! <<GRINNING>>He knows just how to use the right word for the right occasion. <<LOL>>

As to the peach in question...she's ready to be tasted...opps, I mean she's ready to be pleasured...opps, <<squirimg in my chair>> she's ready to be greeted at the airport gate with lots of hugging and kissing from a very sexy, tall, good looking man!

 

[cajunpeach]

Re: Re: Naked Men........

No it is NOT false advertising! I just need to get with Zeta and see if we can round up about 8 men with nude avs to post here so the ladies have some eye-candy to look at! Perhaps you could make some suggestions also. So in a way, it would be like a male review. Hope your not to boobsy, oops, I mean busy! I know how thighs, er, I mean things can be sometimes!!

Ohhhhh...love eye candy...yummmmeeeee!!! I can always make time to see wonderful eye candy - never too bushy, opps too busy for that!

 

[cajunpeach]

No ants

Yippeeee!! Live Sex Show too!!!!



[the five-tongued man beast arose from his lair. ~~sigh~~ oh... it's Monday... but wait a minute... there's the smell of pussy juice all over his tongues.. why yes he HAS found his Queen Licktum!! {and is she yummeeeeee!!!} to be cunt-in-you'd] hey sweetie, do you have ants in your pants, or are you just excited to see me!?

and no pants! Can't wait to tease you a bit & let my tongue - dear me...I meant my eyes - expore the landscape

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Re: Re: Naked Men........

Ohhhhh...love eye candy...yummmmeeeee!!! I can always make time to see wonderful eye candy - never too bushy, opps too busy for that!

% Lollipop, Lollipop, Lifesaver Lollipop... %

And for you I have a juicy, all day and all night lollipop!

Wanna lick? Actually, I'll even throw in a Mr. Goodbar! or perhaps a Butterfinger, if you'll just let me lick your MilkyWay honey!

 

[cajunpeach]

This is a Duke of Oral Pubic Service Announcement:

Friends, as Valentines Day approaches, I find myself becoming more and more aroused, er, I mean enthused, and seeing how it is only 3 1/2 days until cajunpeach peels off her clothes, er, inhibitions and travels to visit me, I can't help but have this constant hardon, er, hearton for this very special way with her, er, I mean, day with her, and I am so very happy that I found her, and I just wanted to make this announcement in tribute to the inner thighs, eeeek , inner things that she has made this man feel. {I keep thinking to myself... if she can make me feel this good just on the phone, oh my my my (blush), just wait until she gets me in her hands} I love you cajunpeach. Oh, and by the way, I'm also very fond of all you ladies that post here, and help give me even more goosebumps from time to time. Well one goosebump is just a lot bigger than the others, but you know...

Please resume your sexual inuendos, panty dampening, and other stuff, as this Pubic Service Announcement is now over. Had this been a real erection, there would be a hole in the monitor right now.

Ah...to be so eagerly awaited...it does make my heart pound with excitement. As to getting my hands on you??? That won't be the only part of me to get close to you...<<a sly grin on my face>>

Wondering if the Duke will be able to last through the teasing I'm going to be doing....

 

[cajunpeach]

My goodness Dukey..slow down my dear, i am afraid you might explode!

Sit back and take some deep breaths*L*

think cool calming thoughts (don't look at my AV that won't help the cooling down process)

now chill out a bit...good lad.....I want you in one place when cajunpeach gets to you, not exploded all over the place*L*

Thank you English Lady!

I want him in one peice!!! Then I can make him explode all over the place, opps I meant make him comfortable and pampered.

 

[cajunpeach]

Valentine's Day

Well my in-laws are taking my daughter over night, so i am planning to make a picnic to eat in bed and basically not to move from there until my baby is brought home the next day*L*

And just what are you going to 'eat' at your picnic, English Lady???

Something tasty, I hope!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

A Very Sticky Candy Story


It was another PAYDAY and I was tired of being MR. GOODBAR. Then I saw Miss HERSHEY throwing me KISSES on the corner of CLARK and 5TH AVENUE. In no time, I pulled out my WHOPPERS and began feeling her MOUNDS with my BUTTERFINGER. "Hey, how'd you like to CRUNCH on my TOOTSIE ROLLS?" I asked. Well, she did, and it felt like pure ALMOND JOY. Then, I let snacked on her CHOCO TACO and she let out a little SNICKERS and moaned "OH HENRY it feels GOOD N PLENTY! Even Better than the 3 MUSKETEERS, and I really love those SUGAR BABIES!" She then asked me if I was into M&M's, and I said "Why don't you take my WHATCHAMACALLIT and slip it up your BIT-O-HONEY and let me fill you with my MILKYWAY. Hey, I know men are from MARS, and women are from Venus, but nonetheless she soon thereafter became a bit CHUNKY and 9 months later out came a BABY RUTH!"

 

[cajunpeach]

tap tap tap tap tap tap "Scu me" tap tap tap "Scu me, Mr. Duke"..... tap tap "Scu me Mr Duke, please to take eyes off pussy for one minute!!"

"Oh Tucan Chu, what is it?"

"Mr. Duke... she come... very nice lady... she say give you message!"

"Oh? And what is that?"

"She say ~Me sooo hoe-ny, me luv you longtime!~ She even bring special foetune cookie Mr. Duke!!"

"Oh really, and..."

"Yes it say ~Woman who fly plane upside down, likely have hairy crackup!"

Dear me...he brought the wrong fortune cookie!!! It should have been the one with "~ I can resist anything but temptation."

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Dear me...he brought the wrong fortune cookie!!! It should have been the one with "~ I can resist anything but temptation."

How very interesting... anything but temptation huh? {quietly thinking aloud to himself as he walks off... "Now where did I put the remote control to that little clit gizmo... I know it's here somewhere. I'll just give her some tempttasting oral delight, all over her wet pussy.. yes.. that's it. And when I find that remote.. giggles} ~I can resist nothing when it cums to you cajun~

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: No ants

and no pants! Can't wait to tease you a bit & let my tongue - dear me...I meant my eyes - expore the landscape

Oh what a sweet darling little av. Oh but she's really not that sweet after all. I mean look! She's got such a skimply little dress on. Maybe I'll get a chance to see that dress just slowly inch up a little at a time. Nice thighs. Damn. I want to lick her from her cute little toes all the way up to her ass and just rim her good!

 

[cajunpeach]

How very interesting... anything but temptation huh? {quietly thinking aloud to himself as he walks off... "Now where did I put the remote control to that little clit gizmo... I know it's here somewhere. I'll just give her some tempttasting oral delight, all over her wet pussy.. yes.. that's it. And when I find that remote.. giggles} ~I can resist nothing when it cums to you cajun~

Licking lips...hoping that the Duke will forget where he put that thing - every time it goes off "YIKES!!!"...

Then again...just licking my lips and swaying my hips to the music can turn him on - even from across a crowded room!

 

[cajunpeach]

Re: Re: No ants

Oh what a sweet darling little av. Oh but she's really not that sweet after all. I mean look! She's got such a skimply little dress on. Maybe I'll get a chance to see that dress just slowly inch up a little at a time. Nice thighs. Damn. I want to lick her from her cute little toes all the way up to her ass and just rim her good!

But I am sweet...can't you see my halo???

Hmmmm, what flavor should I use tonight? Watermelon? Naw...maybe the Pina Colada? Nope, not that one either. Let's see, there's the Raspberry. No, I used it yesterday. Oh, I know...the Champange cause it tastes sooooooo good!!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Licking lips...hoping that the Duke will forget where he put that thing - every time it goes off "YIKES!!!"...

Then again...just licking my lips and swaying my hips to the music can turn him on - even from across a crowded room!

crowded room or not, I know a hot, sexy, turned on woman who is getting damper and damper between the legs from a mile away. Makes me want to smell the excitement.... the way you move just captivates me....

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Re: Re: No ants

But I am sweet...can't you see my halo???

Hmmmm, what flavor should I use tonight? Watermelon? Naw...maybe the Pina Colada? Nope, not that one either. Let's see, there's the Raspberry. No, I used it yesterday. Oh, I know...the Champange cause it tastes sooooooo good!!

CHAMPAGNE!! Why I think I'll have an assfull, eeek , glassful of that! oh lotions can be sooo tasty, and just perfect on the nipples or right between the pussy and the ass or really just about anywhere. They don't even take away from the natural sex smell too much either. Shall we toast to say... hot sex?

 

[cajunpeach]

Re: Re: Re: Re: No ants

CHAMPAGNE!! Why I think I'll have an assfull, eeek , glassful of that! oh lotions can be sooo tasty, and just perfect on the nipples or right between the pussy and the ass or really just about anywhere. They don't even take away from the natural sex smell too much either. Shall we toast to say... hot sex?

Oh, yes...and lots of loving, cuddling and hugging too!

Wishing I could fly without having to take an airplane!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No ants

Oh, yes...and lots of loving, cuddling and hugging too!

Wishing I could fly without having to take an airplane!

Well my love, no matter what, you won't really begin to fly until you're in my arms and we fly UNITED! And this is a non-stop service with every amenity available. The orgasms are even in color.

 

[cajunpeach]

Well, today's the day. I'm leaving Atlanta and flying to Dallas this evening to visit the Duke.

I hope everyone has a wonderful Valentine's Day!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

HOT DAMN!! cajunpeach made it here at 8:15 pm c.s.t, safe, sexy, and already teasin me deliciously!! aaaaaaaaaaa (Can you tell how big the grin is on my face? She's grinning too but I'll let her speak for herself. oooooh my my my my... this is GOOD!

 

[English Lady]

*betting that Dukey and cajun Peach are having a good time*

 

[zetacon4]

HOT DAMN!! cajunpeach made it here at 8:15 pm c.s.t, safe, sexy, and already teasin me deliciously!! aaaaaaaaaaa (Can you tell how big the grin is on my face? She's grinning too but I'll let her speak for herself. oooooh my my my my... this is GOOD!

Wow!!! I would love to see you two now!
I could write a short story of your hot romance together!
That is, if I could keep the pages from bursting into flame!!

 

[The Duke of Oral]

pant, pant, pant! aahhhh Yep, too busy to post much right now

cajunpeach says to pass on wet who also has a big

 

[The Duke of Oral]

Does anyone else smoke after sex? Or do you take a look to see?

The Duke of Oral wishes to say hi to everyone.... anyone.... well just in case this is seen. I think the Inn is suddenly Out. Bullshit!! Ya'll stop in and say hi, Please?

I know I've been a little busy, but I still want to chat with everyone, so please drop in and say something. No don't just put "Something" and leave it at that

(I'll give cajun hers in person as well, she's flying back home tomorrow... dang a week can go so fast sometimes!)

alphabetically for blondbombshell, cajunpeach, cremebrulee, dragonhearted, English Lady, P3.

By the way, is that a full moon, or are you only pulling your pants off halfway? How's a guy supposed to see the good stuff if no one takes their clothes off? Guess I better order them x-ray glasses after all.

 

[BlondBombshell]

Hellllloooooo.....

Hey Duke.... (listening to my voice echo off the walls of the empty room)

Alive and well here .... glad to hear that things are going great for you! Imagine that.... getting out of bed for a few minutes to make a posting for all of us... how very sweet! lol

kisses back to ya and all that!!

BB