Smart-alec Answers

[AngelicAssassin]

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[AngelicAssassin]

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[AngelicAssassin]

They forgot proud sponsor of a convicted felon

http://www.lonsberry.com/writers/RK555/photos/11765/Large%5Fbb%201%20kmart%2Ejpg

 

[AngelicAssassin]

#1 reason NOT to vote for Kerry

http://www.lonsberry.com/writers/RK555/photos/10867/Small%5Fkerry%20and%20hillary%2Ejpg

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Golf Is Better Than Sex

#10 - A below par performance is considered good.

#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 - Three times a day is possible.

#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else

#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.

#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

and best of all................

#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it

 

[AngelicAssassin]

What i want to see at next year's Superbowl Half-time Show

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[cellis]

Re: What i want to see at next year's Superbowl Half-time Show

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OMG... ROFLMAO!

That one is the best!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Rocky DaBruso’s Guide to Beating Your Wife

Madeja look ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

 

[snowy ciara]

giggling at AA and people say I'm bad...

 

[FungiUg]

You ARE bad!

 

[snowy ciara]

I am mostly well behaved and innocent and stuff!

 

[FungiUg]

Are we headed toward a Dom shortage?

If so, I should be able to get a good price for myself on the open market!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Are we headed toward a Dom shortage?

If so, I should be able to get a good price for myself on the open market!

i think we can manage the buck fiddy for the purchase price. It's the shipping charge that's going to be a bitch.

 

[FungiUg]

Ah well, I'll hold off a bit and wait for the boom then. 'Cause I want $2 at least!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Ah well, I'll hold off a bit and wait for the boom then. 'Cause I want $2 at least!

Oh sure, make us pay extra for more tax on the additional fiddycent.

 

[FungiUg]

Ah, but you see, I have supreme self esteem! I am SO worth the extra fifty cents!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Ah, but you see, I have supreme self esteem! I am SO worth the extra fifty cents!

But not the extra tax dammit ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

 

[FungiUg]

But not the extra tax dammit ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

Well then, move somewhere that doesn't include the extra tax. See? Easily solved!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Well then, move somewhere that doesn't include the extra tax. See? Easily solved!

hmmm if i could wear you or eat you, you would be tax free here....still that shipping *shakes head*

 

[FungiUg]

Eat me!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Eat me!

 

[snowy ciara]

Ah well, I'll hold off a bit and wait for the boom then. 'Cause I want $2 at least!

USD, CAD, or NZD? And I think if you buy through one of the territories over the internet, you may be able to skip the sales tax..

 

[snowy ciara]

Eat me!

Pass the A-1, please..

 

[FungiUg]

Er, wot's A-1?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Er, wot's A-1?

steak sauce....i think you would be better with a little honey poured over you though *shrug*