Smart-alec Answers

[AngelicAssassin]

Another Airline Industry Change

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers all of the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, one of the male passengers asked, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said the man, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cock pit. Now it's the box office."

 

[FungiUg]

I am voting for Bush

Whereas I prefer the bald look!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: I am voting for Bush

Whereas I prefer the bald look!

i didn't know Jean Luc planned to run this year.

If so, he's got my vote over Tweedle Dipshit and Tweedle Dumbass.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Why can't i be good?

why would I want to be when I'm already fabulous?


Sorry... I just couldn't stop myself.

 

[A Desert Rose]

have my posts now been banned from Lit?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

have my posts now been banned from Lit?

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[A Desert Rose]

Newp ...

Baloney, umm Domlikeguy... my posts still aren't showing up right.

 

[FungiUg]

Baloney, umm Domlikeguy... my posts still aren't showing up right.

I thought something smelled a bit whiffy...

It's all in how you hold your tongue, of course.

 

[blue kat]

originally posted by our favorite troll..

hey roscoe...

who's the slut in your photo?

Why do you want to know? Jealous cause no one's ever done the same to you?

 

[blue kat]

I broke my cock!

I have a spare I can loan you. You want the purple jelly one, or the silver jelly with the pretty sparklies inside?

 

[FungiUg]

So, she found the smart alec thread...

I've always thought that the best way to break a cock is simply with a good swift twist to the neck. If you chop the head off, then it makes too much of a mess.

 

[FungiUg]

Bastards with no manners

I just thought it ironic that Bytor posted to this thread...

 

[blue kat]

Yep Very cool thread, btw. You guys kill your Sunday dinner by hand? And I thought we were uncivilised.

I found bytor popping in there to be amusing, too.

 

[FungiUg]

You guys kill your Sunday dinner by hand? And I thought we were uncivilised.

I've done it. Not something I do regularly, or for years. But I grew up on a farm.

Personally, I much prefer getting chicken already cooked, or at the very least, pre-plucked!

 

[blue kat]

I grew up on a farm, too. But you don't kill grain. Or at least we didn't; but you never know, there could be some cereal killers running amuck out there.

 

[ShyGuy68]

I grew up on a farm, too. But you don't kill grain. Or at least we didn't; but you never know, there could be some cereal killers running amuck out there.

Damn you're funny!!!

 

[OregonGal]

Vanilla sub?

No, I prefer meat subs, myself.... grilled chicken maybe some provalone cheese.

 

[Esclava]

Vanilla sub?

No, I prefer meat subs, myself.... grilled chicken maybe some provalone cheese.

Meat??? Ice cream underwater would be cooler, don't you think?

Esclava

 

[FungiUg]

there could be some cereal killers running amuck out there.

Ah, nothing quite like going postal in the cereal isle of the supermarket... fruit loops everywhere!

 

[Esclava]

Ah, nothing quite like going postal in the cereal isle of the supermarket... fruit loops everywhere!

What do you mean "fruit loops everywhere" in the supermarket aisle???

We've got PLENTY out here on these boards!

Esclava

 

[AngelicAssassin]

eye openers

i call them eyelids, and opening them is just the first step.

You actually have to use the tool behind them to find answers.

 

[snowy ciara]

Don't look, Miss T!

from the blue thread

Navarre said : "He may be funny looking, but I'll bet he's tasty."

Reminds me of a bad awful joke.. "Did you ever wok your dog?"

from the lesbian daddy thread

Originally posted by Johnny Mayberry
"Wouldn't a 'parental' lesbian be a 'Mommy'? Butch or not, she still doesn't have a penis."

It's not about the penis..

 

[Esclava]

Re: eye openers

i call them eyelids, and opening them is just the first step.

You actually have to use the tool behind them to find answers.

You have a tool behind your eyelids that can find answers???

Is it long enough to put somewhere it will do the most good?<batting eyelashes>

Esclava

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Coworkers suck

More importantly ... do they swallow?

 

[Esclava]

Re: Coworkers suck

More importantly ... do they swallow?

No - they spit, make a mess for you to clean up and suck some more.

Esclava