Smart-alec Answers

[FungiUg]

A question for switches

On? Off? Up? Down? In? Out?

 

[OregonGal]

Stripper Tips

A.K.A. Nipples!

 

[OregonGal]

Guilty Pleasures?

wait! no one told me it went to court already!

 

[OregonGal]

Shaving Jim

Is that anything like a Slim Jim?

 

[OregonGal]

Information Needed

... before making any decision, especially the more important ones.

 

[OregonGal]

I wonder . . .

I wah wah wah wonder....

Why,

why why why why why she ran away

And I wonder

where she will stay

My little runaway,

a run run run run runaway.

 

[OregonGal]

Erotic Art with a Twist

of lemon!

 

[OregonGal]

Ever get songs stuck in your head?

if you dont have one stuck there now, I could help remedy that.

 

[OregonGal]

hii

either an egomaniac or someone in need of a keyboard that doesnt have sticky keys AND spellcheck. *nods lots*

 

[FungiUg]

I get to see my girls this month!

Is this where he confesses that he has been growing breasts?

 

[snowy ciara]

posted here cause I'm trying not to feed the trolls.

Bytor in the Age difference thread:

Thank you for ably demonstrating the reason why I don't go for younger guys,

 

[FungiUg]

Personally I don't know what you have against 4 year olds...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

domestic discipline videos?

Re: Erotic Art with a Twist

of lemon!

Newp ... lime. Lemon is for pussies.

BOT, re subject: lends a whole new meaning to Rug Beater doesn't it ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Snapshot in time

oops immediately followed by Etoile's Corner.

i'm laughing too hard to pun ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/lmao.gif

 

[FungiUg]

Re: domestic discipline videos?

BOT, re subject: lends a whole new meaning to Rug Beater doesn't it ...

We refer to them as "ankle biters". Which is remarkably apt.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Re: domestic discipline videos?

We refer to them as "ankle biters". Which is remarkably apt.

Chuckling ... might have had an error in translation bro ... if you refer to children, but i like that interpretation as well.

This is more what i had in mind ... i'll leave what rug/carpet to beat to your imagination

http://www.pipcom.com/~leatherbeaten/josephine.jpg

 

[FungiUg]

Ah yes... entirely different trains of thought there. Nice rug beater though!

 

[Kajira Callista]

pity to waste that on a rug

 

[cellis]

pity to waste that on a rug

Swat she said!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Yes, sir

i've actually got an image of someone on the board doing this ...

 

[snowy ciara]

Really? And whom would that be? hiding

 

[FungiUg]

Fantasy Untold

The thread where you don't get to read all about his innermost fantasies. where nothing is revealed... you will be shocked, you will be stunned at nothing you are told!

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Fantasy Untold

The thread where you don't get to read all about his innermost fantasies. where nothing is revealed... you will be shocked, you will be stunned at nothing you are told!

LMAO

 

[AngelicAssassin]

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

16. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

17. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

18. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

19. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

20. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

21. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

22. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

23. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.

24. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

25. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

A game for Geeks.. Quotes..

Kept misreading this time again.

My gutter mind stuck an "r" in Geeks.

Bearing that in mind, i'll throw this one there.

Bend over, i'll drive.