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AngelicAssassin said:
i've met a few native Italians that worked for the American military while in Europe. Absolute professionals to the 9s, except for the fiery raven haired wench that couldn't understand why i had her by the elbow hustling her the hell out of the way of Colin Powell before his PSD pointed their weapons at her. There exists a nerve at the elbow ... ;)
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I have never been in the army although I am of miltary family ( my father is a lieutenant-general ) and I had that kind of " a general's doughter never cries " kind of upbringing which evidently sometimes pops out !

I know being under enemy's fire is a kind of thing nobody can understand if one has not tried it , but I was talking of something different of " Desert Storm ".

Sorry if my joking and kidding made you think of alleged arrogance , it was not my intention ! :rose:
 
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babiesmiles said:
... but I was talking of something different of " Desert Storm ".

Sorry if my joking and kidding made you think of alleged arrogange , it was not my intention ! :rose:
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You misunderstood me. This was at a retirement ball that Colin Powell came over to attend. He happened to be talking to me and another lowly captain at the time when she walked up and interrupted.

Powell likes fellow soldiers, but knows sycophants when he sees them. While the other captain and i played minnow in a shark pond, up walks the Great White himself. Within moments, we were surrounded by LTCs and full Bulls trying to make time. Powell nods at the door, i open it, the other captain preceeds him, he follows, glances at me, i shut the door behind us. The PSD exit patio doors either side of us, and shut them. Then, here comes Ms. **** through the door i just shut. The only time i saw Powell roll his eyes during the visit, thus the gently grasped elbow and exit before the bounding PSD made it to us ...

BOT ...

"What's my name bitch ... two times."

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AngelicAssassin said:
You misunderstood me. This was at a retirement ball that Colin Powell came over to attend. He happened to be talking to me and another lowly captain at the time when she walked up and interrupted.

Powell likes fellow soldiers, but knows sycophants when he sees them. While the other captain and i played minnow in a shark pond, up walks the Great White himself. Within moments, we were surrounded by LTCs and full Bulls trying to make time. Powell nods at the door, i open it, the other captain preceeds him, he follows, glances at me, i shut the door behind us. The PSD exit patio doors either side of us, and shut them. Then, here comes Ms. **** through the door i just shut. The only time i saw Powell roll his eyes during the visit, thus the gently grasped elbow and exit before the bounding PSD made it to us ...

BOT ...

"What's my name bitch ... two times."
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ok I got it now ... but it is a kinda of " enemy's fire" as well ..lol :rose:
 
Suggest some Sub Activities?

Battle Stations, torpedo.

Flood tubes, one and two.

Battle Stations, Tomahawk.

Flood vertical tube.

Come to hover depth.

Fire ...
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Battle Stations, torpedo.

Flood tubes, one and two.

Battle Stations, Tomahawk.

Flood vertical tube.

Come to hover depth.

Fire ...
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Ohhh I heard all about that 'come to hover depth' thang sounds KINK E ......:D

ahhhhhhhh I so needed that laugh, thank You , thank You ,thank You....ohhh morning Mr Assassin
 
Lines you would NEVER cross?

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
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Busts out laughing!
 
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