Smart-alec Answers

[graceanne]

You are a trouble maker Gracie

I said

"My most dear Master, how I love to serve and honour you, there is not need to take off your belt; really, there is no need at all.

Besides if you do I can't reach all the way around you to hold your trousers up and you will be embarrassed when they fall around your ankles"

Hmmm Maybe I should just agree with what Gracie thought I said

If you were gonna call him your most dear master, why'd you tape your mouth? The only reason a person would tape their mouth was if they were gonna say something naughty. *shakes head*

I think your'e lying, too. So now you said 'You can't make me' AND lied about it. . .

Shy's gonna get it . . .

 

[AngelicAssassin]

What is the Significant of subs on left side of a Dominate?

You're relatively new so i'll be gentle.

What is the Significance of subs on the left side of a Dominant?

What is the Significant of subs on the left of a Dominant?

In answer to the question, s/he's way the hell over on the right side of wherever s/he moves.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

What makes a good sub

Slow roasted over hickory coals with a lot of mesquite chips thrown in for that real "down-home" cooked flavor, with lots of of fresh barbeque sauce brushed on constantly to keep the sub moist and tender.

Answer #2
*for the squids and dolphins among us*

Air-tight hatches



Answer #3
*for the sandwich ar-teests among us*

Fresh ingredients, made your way!
*stop laughing Jarod*

 

[jadefirefly]

Hints to stop smoking please

First, you get a fire extinguisher...

 

[RJMasters]

What do you do if your sub is a coward?

Stake her feet down inside the foxhole so they can't run away.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

lifestyle? reality and fantasy

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/STFU.jpg

 

[jadefirefly]

No, no, Rebecca....

It's:

"lifestyle - reality and fantasy"


Don't let Richard catch you calling it a lifestyle!

 

[ltnsfr007]

It's:

"lifestyle - reality and fantasy"


Don't let Richard catch you calling it a lifestyle!

Don't let the Russian catch you calling it a lifestyle!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Help Wanted

" Slave Contract"

1. Master is always right, except when He isn't. When He isn't the slave has the obligation to bring to Master's attention His incorrect perceptions and false notions.

2. The slave has the right the hide any of Master's toys she does not like. Master then has the right to use the toy on the slave if He can find them.

3. The Master may be under the impression the slave has done something she should not have been doing. The slave may then point out that not only did she not do such a thing, but also is under strict obligation to tell Master who did it, and Master is to believe her.

4. The Master owns the slave totally and has all rights to her body and complete say over how she behaves. The slave has the right to respectfully and politely request things of her Master, over and over again if need be.

5. The slave is to please her Master with every deed and thought she has and is to bring to Master's attention that this does indeed please Him, even if He says it doesn't.

6. The slave has the right to sign this contract on Master's behalf, so as not to bother Him

7. The slave has the right to add to and amend any of these points, upon consultation with Master, even if He is not present for the consultation.

8. Master has the right to use the " Just because I want to" reason for His actions at any time The slave then has the right to try and talk Master out of it.

9. The Master is to remember that His slave is a sweet innocent angel at all times.

10. The slave has the right to remind Master that she is totally guileless and above reproach. Everything she does she is to do for Him and she can also remind Him of that fact.



I doubt seriously this is the first time this has been posted on the BB though I will be damned if I am going to take the time out to check that .......*smiles sweetly*........ohhh and if its not completly obvious yes I am in a 'mood' today.

 

[graceanne]

I doubt seriously this is the first time this has been posted on the BB though I will be damned if I am going to take the time out to check that .......*smiles sweetly*........ohhh and if its not completly obvious yes I am in a 'mood' today.

Actually it has, but that's one of thsoe things that can always be reread. LOL

And quite frankly I wouldn't try to find it either, the search function on this site SUCKS.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

How do you pronounce my name?

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way, way too easy ...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

wanna fuck me

newp.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Ben Waaa in the center pocket

Hmmn 'vaginal kung fu' .

Original Ben Wa balls contained mercury to assist with internal movement, there were issues with leakage and woman died.........they were outlawed

 

[graceanne]

"Naughty peeing" -- as opposed to golden showers, watersports?

So if you're a naughty pee-er, would that make you a pisser?

 

[Kajira Callista]

What makes you submissive?

Dominance?
Or maybe strong knees.
can't decide.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Professional Women in the Workplace

Fuck'em.

Their legs open in the same manner as any other woman's.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Lost my temper ...

and told someone to stfu ...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/LMAO.JPG

then again, he had just lost everything after betting like a dumbass.

Some people never learn, and are sooooo easy to trap.

 

[babiesmiles]

Fuck'em.

Their legs open in the same manner as any other woman's.

But if one is looking for a great fuck should never understimate a good brain placed some feet above those open legs !!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

But if one is looking for a great fuck should never understimate a good brain placed some feet above those open legs !!

Depends on if i can understand her Italian when she gets excited.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

They're called Bullets for a reason ...

Bang Bang, you're both dead.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/AA2.JPG

 

[babiesmiles]

Depends on if i can understand her Italian when she gets excited.

I am not going to advertise myself anyhow , but I am said I speak a quite good english in any situation !! ..lol ....

 

[AngelicAssassin]

If only i could do the Willow chick impression from American Pie ...

"What's my name bitch?"

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/AA3.JPG

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I am not going to advertise myself anyhow , but I am said I speak a quite good english in any situation !! ..lol ....

Darlin', i meant when you get agitated, good or bad, and the brain devolves to medulla oblongata.

 

[babiesmiles]

Darlin', i meant when you get agitated, good or bad, and the brain devolves to medulla oblongata.

Don't assume you can size my medulla !!!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Don't assume you can size my medulla !!!

i've met a few native Italians that worked for the American military while in Europe. Absolute professionals to the 9s, except for the fiery raven haired wench that couldn't understand why i had her by the elbow hustling her the hell out of the way of Colin Powell before his PSD pointed their weapons at her. There exists a nerve at the elbow ...