Smart-alec Answers

[jadefirefly]

Roflmaoastc!!!!!!! : D

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Roflmaoastc!!!!!!! : D

shussssssssssh you.......you'll alert whatsits name and poor Fifi will be in peril..................

 

[jadefirefly]

*gigglesnickersnort*

Poor, poor puppy...

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

*gigglesnickersnort*

Poor, poor puppy...

I know almost added a disclaimer untill I decided on crediting you and Mr Rathbone

 

[shy slave]

Rebecca that pic should come with a spew alert !!

 

[shy slave]

My underwear...

Have you managed that yet, or you still waiting for a sub to do it for you???

*works at perfecting a sweet, innocent smile........fails, but had fun trying*

 

[shy slave]

The Secret lives of Women

we belch and talk at the same time

fart on your leg when your asleep

hide the tv remote and deny knowing it even exists.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Have you managed that yet, or you still waiting for a sub to do it for you???

*works at perfecting a sweet, innocent smile........fails, but had fun trying*

~ checks the date on Evil Geoff Sirs post ~

Miss Shy omg ewwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[graceanne]

we belch and talk at the same time

fart on your leg when your asleep

hide the tv remote and deny knowing it even exists.

Shy! You're not supposed to tell on us! No cookies for you!

 

[shy slave]

Shy! You're not supposed to tell on us! No cookies for you!

Did you have a good time away, and did you fart on his leg when he fell asleep?????

 

[graceanne]

Did you have a good time away, and did you fart on his leg when he fell asleep?????

(I admit nothing in print.)

 

[babiesmiles]

Where is fuckable fifi?

.... hmmm ... fucking someone else ... I suppose !

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

NSW Australia MASTER seeking FEMALE SLAVE

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/roo2.jpg

I'm feeling naughty.....burpz........and I need to be taught a lesseon.

 

[kiwichyck]

I dont often feel the need for smart arse responses here but I frequent another board that often has me itching to type "what are you......12 years old?"

Usually in answer to topics such as..."I cum on my girlfriends panties, should I worry that she is pregnant?"
or
"I want to try doggie, but I'm worried my bf will think I'm kinky"

My husband was browsing the same board recently and a woman was despairing that her husband no longer found her attractive since she'd gained some weight. What should I do, she asked.

His response (seems logical) "Lose the weight"

How flamed do you think he got?!

 

[graceanne]

I like spanking, but why? . . .

Um, lesse . . . cause you're a masochist?

 

[kiwichyck]

Um, lesse . . . cause you're a masochist?

Um.....yeah I guess I asked for that!
LMAO

 

[graceanne]

Um.....yeah I guess I asked for that!
LMAO

No offense. It's jsut what pops in my head every time I see that thread. I understand that it's new to you, and so you're exploring the why's and wherefores. That's normal.

 

[kiwichyck]

No offense. It's jsut what pops in my head every time I see that thread. I understand that it's new to you, and so you're exploring the why's and wherefores. That's normal.

*grins*
No offense taken.
It took me ages to come up with the title and then I thought about how silly it sounded. Anyway, it's all good, I'm getting the answers I wanted.

Anyway, I am so not a machoist (sp?) - I simply enjoy a little pain in the right context! Mwahahahahaha

 

[graceanne]

*grins*
No offense taken.
It took me ages to come up with the title and then I thought about how silly it sounded. Anyway, it's all good, I'm getting the answers I wanted.

Anyway, I am so not a machoist (sp?) - I simply enjoy a little pain in the right context! Mwahahahahaha

Their's a lot of us like that. I like pain with my sex, but for no other reason. For instance just a spanking won't get me horny. lol Handy for punishment spankings.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

White People Unite!!!!

Yeah, it's called fucking, and other races know how to do it well.

Oh, wait ... how many other races have been banging your significant other?

If you spent more time banging yours ... never mind. Carry on.

 

[DVS]

Yeah, it's called fucking, and other races know how to do it well.

Oh, wait ... how many other races have been banging your significant other?

If you spent more time banging yours ... never mind. Carry on.

I was wodnering what the fuck you were talking about...then I saw the thread. LOL

 

[graceanne]

Well he's nothing if not persisitant. Did you see his screne name? (Whiteraceofgod) . . . should I tell him that God people are jews?

 

[FungiUg]

Hmmm... tell him that Jesus was Jewish or even Arabic/semetic, and technically not white.

The white people, on the other hand, are largely descended from heathens! In fact, from heathens that worshipped all sorts of odd things (Saxons had this thing for trees... go figure). So if white people are the race of god, then, er, WHICH god(s)?

The other interesting aspect about cultural or religious racism is that technically we are all one race. The fact that we can interbreed confirms it. The difference is like this (as an example): a house cat is a different sub-species (or "race") to a lion, but all house cats are the same "race", but there are different breeds (long hair, short hair, squiashed faces, colouration, etc). So cultural/religious racism has nothing to do with genetics, but (in this case) all to do with what religion you are.

Maybe we should all go back to reading entrails? It all seems like tripe to me...

 

[graceanne]

Hmmm... tell him that Jesus was Jewish or even Arabic/semetic, and technically not white.

The white people, on the other hand, are largely descended from heathens! In fact, from heathens that worshipped all sorts of odd things (Saxons had this thing for trees... go figure). So if white people are the race of god, then, er, WHICH god(s)?

The other interesting aspect about cultural or religious racism is that technically we are all one race. The fact that we can interbreed confirms it. The difference is like this (as an example): a house cat is a different sub-species (or "race") to a lion, but all house cats are the same "race", but there are different breeds (long hair, short hair, squiashed faces, colouration, etc). So cultural/religious racism has nothing to do with genetics, but (in this case) all to do with what religion you are.

Maybe we should all go back to reading entrails? It all seems like tripe to me...

Actually I did. That's probably why he's changed his name from whiteraceofgod to whiteraceoftheus, or something like that. Idiot.

 

[FungiUg]

Actually I did. That's probably why he's changed his name from whiteraceofgod to whiteraceoftheus, or something like that. Idiot.

Ah... the "if I say it in Latin then it will sound like I am intelligent" theory...