Smart-alec Answers

[OregonGal]

Anyone up for the 2004 Bdsm cafe weigh loss challenge?


did you lose your scale or your grammercheck?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

show you my mutant kiwis...

Careful ... she's liable to take you up on that offer.

 

[OregonGal]

BDSM in Advertising

do they tie you up til you buy it?

 

[Krinaia]

he can have mine....

polyester itches!

sure if you like the look of a hot air baloon...

I actually laughed out loud...

that was soooo funny.... i'm going to steal that line.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

BDSM in Advertising

do they tie you up til you buy it?

No they beat you until you give them your MasterCard.

 

[Krinaia]

Careful ... she's liable to take you up on that offer.

are you implying something about my looseness?

 

[OregonGal]

Life is Just....


only in a fantasy world

 

[FungiUg]

are you implying something about my looseness?

Well, you ARE the one who commented on the joke about the "I'm In" thread... *meow*

Okay, I have to take myself outside and give myself a good smacking for that one!

Edited to get my facts right, dammit!

 

[FungiUg]

No they beat you until you give them your MasterCard.

Does that mean Dommes get a MistressCard?

 

[OregonGal]

Raw Anal Lust


on the next pay-per-view!

 

[Krinaia]

Well, you ARE the one who started the "I'm In" thread... *meow*

Okay, I have to take myself outside and give myself a good smacking for that one!

Uhm.... are you sure.... I don't remember that one...

I do, however, remember the one abou the guy I had phone sex with that was not the person I thought he was....

 

[OregonGal]

Does that mean Dommes get a MistressCard?

if thats the case, those new to the lifestyle get discover cards right?

 

[Krinaia]

Does that mean Dommes get a MistressCard?

hands the mutant kiwi a trophy for dumbest joke of the evening

 

[Krinaia]

if thats the case, those new to the lifestyle get discover cards right?

takes the trophy back from the kiwi and gives it to the new winner

 

[OregonGal]

Speaking of Fantasies...


no! wait!

need to get thier credit card number first so you can charge them 4.99/min

 

[OregonGal]

takes the trophy back from the kiwi and gives it to the new winner

*curtsies but leaves the trophy within reach as it might get passed off again*

 

[AngelicAssassin]

takes the trophy back from the kiwi and gives it to the new winner

Indian Giver.

 

[FungiUg]

Uhm.... are you sure.... I don't remember that one...

Quite unsure. I got all excited about taking myself out for a good smacking, and didn't check my facts...

 

[OregonGal]

Is someone trying to tell me something??


no, your spidey senses are tingling for other reasons

 

[OregonGal]

Im in... was originated by a desert rose

 

[OregonGal]

Erotic Art with a Twist

of lemon???

 

[OregonGal]

bunny goes to japan


finally the sequel to Mr. Smith goes to Washington!

 

[FungiUg]

Im in... was originated by a desert rose

Yes, I knew it was from someone I liked.

 

[OregonGal]

Can you feel my pain?

no, if I felt it, it would be MY pain, now wouldnt it??

 

[Krinaia]

bunny goes to japan


finally the sequel to Mr. Smith goes to Washington!

funny funny