So My Wife Cheated. Guess Nice Guys Do loose.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Wondering if I should "throw some light" on this thread? Well more than I we have...

Go for it, you throw lots of other stuff around...your weight comes to mind. I s'pose, if you got it, toss it.

 

[NightL]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hillbillies

"Hillbillies can also be found in Canada. Most Canadian Hillbillies have a limited vocabulary containing only the word "ha der". In Canada you have your Maritime hillbillies who enjoy marrying their sisters, much like your common Saskatchewan hillbilly. Manitoba hillbillies enjoy hunting and being French and insane. Like their distant cousins in Kentucky and Georgia, BC hillbillies have an above average education in the field of chemestry, as this is an important skill in the production of pipebombs, marijuana and methamphetamine. Unlike prairie and American hillbillies, BC hillbillies are mostly hippies and enjoy living in trees as protest."​

as the sister sings that Bob Dylan song which has something to do with wind...

 

[Hypoxia]

If you're going to keep her, you might as well make some money. Charge a subscription fee.

 

[NightL]

Damn Jim (now don't let that go to your head, "uncle" will be back), I actually smiled

 

[Aphro]

Did someone buy her an oral membership in the Dick of the Month Club?

These monthly memberships...are they pricey?

Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that!

 

[Miles Long]

These monthly memberships...are they pricey?

Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that!

I've never priced them myself, but I imagine they are designed to make your jaw drop upon seeing them.

 

[yorker85]

My divorce was a direct result of my wife having an affair. After we split she told me that they never had sex. I told her after 4 years if they hadn't had sex something was wrong with both of them. And that I could have gotten past. She fell in love. The emotional affair killed it.

Sounds like she is being very selfish. She betrayed you. I'm sorry but it's over unless you want to be her doormat for the rest of your life.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I've abstained from commenting on this thread for so many reasons- compassion, empathy and dismay are none of them.

Does anyone else think this thread is shadier than his fucktional wife's labia?

EDITED UNTIL I CAN FIX

 

[NightL]

Does anyone else think this thread is shadier than his fucktional wife's labia?

What!!!?? The thought had never crossed my mind. I'm shatterred, I had already booked my flight to bag me one of those Sasquatch blow hards.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann, is that chart meant for elsewhere?

Yes! I'm fixing it now.

 

[NatashaLove]

Loose

 

[Eilan]

Nice guys don't lose. "Nice" guys lose.

See what I did there?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Just a little bit of research.

http://nces.ed.gov/NCESKIDS/createagraph/graphwrite.aspx?ID=1752dada5b3c42978fb055685cde8ab8&r=50662.4598489&file=png

 

[LWulf]

PMann, Are you trying to make us think things again?

I happen to have already been thinking that tyvm

 

[niceguyswin]

Im Done Im Just Done

MAY YOU ALL FIND LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN YOUR LIFE.

Dont bother replying im not going to read it.

 

[Miles Long]

Holy Fu++%$$ S%&^ people

I came on here for help, I came on here for suggestions, I came on here to try to get some advice.

First Off
Cock Star: Found all your emails to my wife. Dispute what you say and do online you are just a toller and know I know alot more about you. Calling me a pansy or sissy really, I mean really and the PM messages make me feel really really sorry for you the emails even more. Oh and the pictures not really a cock star are we.


Second Of:
To all the people saying its bullshit or lieing or what ever. Why the H*** would I do that huh. Why ask for help and if you are the type of person who is just going to berate people and run them down when they are asking for help. I do not want your help and I am guessing no one else in your life does either because you are a horrible person inside.

Third: Thank god my wife is such a great lady we actually worked through all my questions, hers, and alot of other stuff and I think we will be better than 99% of the people on here because most of you seriously need way more counselling than us.

Fourth: A VERY VERY HEART FELT thank you to all who did PM me. Give suggestions and a person to talk to in a very hard time and dark time in my life.

Fifth: Done with lit the ratio of pure A**^&&^% to good people are outstanding bad. So I will be deleting my account as I have no use for people like the ones who have PM'ed me or the trolls out there. Seriously people stop running down people for fun, Stop being garbage to other people and you have better things to do with your life. And if you dont that is really really sad and I feel sorry for you way more than you know.

MAY YOU ALL FIND LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN YOUR LIFE.

Dont bother replying im not going to read it.

30 dicks, dude.

 

[NotHisLady]

30 dicks, dude.

ya'll really never did get it did you?
Cheating that ranged "from online kinky play ... to online pictures, online video, skype, dinners, gifts, offers and other things. The worst I know about and that she will admit is oral and I have had a chance to talk to a few guys she heavily confides in personally and grilled them very hard to get alot of this."

This is a seriously possessive, self absorbed individual who may very well be abusive.
Cheated 30 times including oral sex. With a guy like this "cheating" probably includes getting a birthday card from somebody he doesn't know. This is one of those "emotional affair" people who call anything adultery that happens between his wife and a man if he isn't in the room.

So now he's browbeaten her into her old docile self again. Plus he gets to play the guilt card any time he wants to go out and do his own thing elsewhere.
YAY for a happy marriage.

True, I could be wrong. Then again ya'll could have been. I really hope I am.

 

[Miles Long]

ya'll really never did get it did you?
Cheating that ranged "from online kinky play ... to online pictures, online video, skype, dinners, gifts, offers and other things. The worst I know about and that she will admit is oral and I have had a chance to talk to a few guys she heavily confides in personally and grilled them very hard to get alot of this."

This is a seriously possessive, self absorbed individual who may very well be abusive.
Cheated 30 times including oral sex. With a guy like this "cheating" probably includes getting a birthday card from somebody he doesn't know. This is one of those "emotional affair" people who call anything adultery that happens between his wife and a man if he isn't in the room.

So now he's browbeaten her into her old docile self again. Plus he gets to play the guilt card any time he wants to go out and do his own thing elsewhere.
YAY for a happy marriage.

True, I could be wrong. Then again ya'll could have been. I really hope I am.

Whatever the situation the OP and his wife find themselves in, I'm sure there's plenty of blame to go around for why their relationship isn't in a great place. All we have to go on is his perspective in his words, and considering we've never met either of them in person I'm hesitant to make any serious assumptions about what's going on. Your description of him sounds like it could be pretty accurate, but - again - without meeting him in person I don't have a lot to go on, so anything is possible. Based on his descriptions it sounds like she probably didn't suck 30 dicks over three years, but hey why haggle over numbers? What's 10 or 20 dicks at the end of a lifetime, AMIRITE? I thought the humor (and ultimately non-seriousness of my post) of the Dick of the Month Club was fairly straightforward, but then I've been wrong before and I'm sure I'll be wrong again. I didn't take the thread very seriously because I do think it was kind of a BS thread. By posting sarcastically I am one of the people the OP identified as being "a horrible person inside". But at least I'm consistent - I'm a horrible person outside, too. I hope I'm not ruining Lit for all the serious people, but I don't hope it enough to change how I post, so maybe I'm just an asshole.

In any event, everyone is going to have a different definition of what activity he or she finds acceptable in a spouse, from birthday cards to blow jobs, and in the end what we think is acceptable isn't as important as what they agree to as a couple. They need to agree what they are ok with and go from there. If they agree on what's allowed, then they should honor that agreement with each other. If they don't agree on what should be allowed, then they need to split up and go find more compatible partners. He might be a controlling, manipulative asshole, and she might be somewhat or completely justified in her extracurricular activities. And maybe he's doing most things right and she's just a cheating piece of shit. Or it could be somewhere in between. Who knows? No one on the internet is really going to be able to know for cetrain what's going on with those two based on what we have here. The answer will always lie in them having open, honest communication about what they want from each other and their relationship.

You really didn't at least chuckle at Dick of the Month Club?

 

[NotHisLady]

You really didn't at least chuckle at Dick of the Month Club?

Quoting you on that was an accident and I'm sorry about it.
No, I sort of didn't chuckle because my hubby ran around for a year then, when he was busted for it accused me of raising my skirt every time the wind blew. I literally got a birthday card from someone he didn't know and THAT was cheating.
Once they do it they assume we will or have or are. (No, not all men but some and they speak a pretty specific language.)
We 'reconciled' and we're 'happy' as long as you don't look too awfully close.

I can't help feeling that he (the OP) wanted to be petted and pitied. More tea and sympathy than real help. Mostly to be told he was right. He was quick to respond to everything that sounded like things he wanted to hear.

Like I said, I'm probably wrong. I hope I'm wrong but that sort of manipulation of the facts--stressing the worst act while saying it was part of a series of action up to that--indicates to me a man who wants to use an open forum to tar and feather someone.

 

[niceguyswin]

Delete

Delete

 

[niceguyswin]

So Is Anyone Actually Going To Offer Advice Or Just Opinions

I seriously started this for advice no a burn council for me or my wife.

If you are going to criticize or not post anything helpful

No offence intended but piss off and go troll somewhere else

 

[Miles Long]

I seriously started this for advice no a burn council for me or my wife.

If you are going to criticize or not post anything helpful

No offence intended but piss off and go troll somewhere else

My advice: have some very clear conversations with your wife about what behaviors you are both comfortable with. Try to be as explicit as possible about what you're both ok with and not ok with. If you agree on what is in and out, abide by that agreement and be good to each other. If you can't or don't want to live by the parameters the other person wants, split up and go find other people who are more compatible with you both.

ETA: if there ever actually is a thing called the Dick of the Month Club, my advice would be to get a multi-year subscription because you'd probably get a discount that way and then it will be cheaper on a per dick basis.

 

[NotHisLady]

My advice: have some very clear conversations with your wife about what behaviors you are both comfortable with. Try to be as explicit as possible about what you're both ok with and not ok with. If you agree on what is in and out, abide by that agreement and be good to each other. If you can't or don't want to live by the parameters the other person wants, split up and go find other people who are more compatible with you both.

ETA: if there ever actually is a thing called the Dick of the Month Club, my advice would be to get a multi-year subscription because you'd probably get a discount that way and then it will be cheaper on a per dick basis.

AGREED!

be very careful--quality and size tend to diminish when you purchase in bulk

Somehow, in my head because of this there is now "30 Dick Syndrome" whereby a bunch of unequal stuff all gets bunched together and all of it is as bad as the worst one is.
I want to thank you all for that because crap like that never really goes away when it gets in my head.
If you see me mention it ever at least you know where it started.
If you see Dr. Phil mention it ever--you know where it started.

sheesh

 

[Eilan]

It's vibratorsshowing up in the mail and the like I had a problem with

Vibes in the mail? And here I've been buying my own sex toys like a sucker. Clearly I need to change my posting behaviors.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have to say this... This thread just doesn't add up. Several things smell fishy and it's not just her finger fucked vagina. You say you celebrated 15 years together. Your profile says 13. Those are just a few of the things that make me question it. Why are YOU on Lit?

You use your Lit account To communicate with your wife?

Your wife sounds like she's kid of a bitch. She bitches about your job. Sucks up to thirty dicks.