So My Wife Cheated. Guess Nice Guys Do loose.

[Eilan]

You say you celebrated 15 years together. Your profile says 13.

Dude. Math is hard, okay?

 

[Aquagal]

New math

 

[Miles Long]

Vibes in the mail? And here I've been buying my own sex toys like a sucker. Clearly I need to change my posting behaviors.

Yes vibes in the mail! It's part of my new business venture, Good Vibrations. It's a Vibrator of the Month Club. A new vibe comes in the mail each month, so you'll be coming all month long.

 

[NotHisLady]

Yes vibes in the mail! It's part of my new business venture, Good Vibrations. It's a Vibrator of the Month Club. A new vibe comes in the mail each month, so you'll be coming all month long.

well it's better than the fruit of the month club, send me the brochure and I'll take a look although to be honest I'd be just as happy with the Batteries of the Month Club.
Those damn things get pricey.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Yes vibes in the mail! It's part of my new business venture, Good Vibrations. It's a Vibrator of the Month Club. A new vibe comes in the mail each month, so you'll be coming all month long.

That name is taken so hard already

 

[NightL]

I can't help feeling that he (the OP) wanted to be petted and pitied. More tea and sympathy than real help. Mostly to be told he was right. He was quick to respond to everything that sounded like things he wanted to hear.

Like I said, I'm probably wrong. I hope I'm wrong but that sort of manipulation of the facts--stressing the worst act while saying it was part of a series of action up to that--indicates to me a man who wants to use an open forum to tar and feather someone.

NotHisLady, I don't think you are wrong at all. I think are spot on with all you have written here on this thread.

I seriously started this for advice no a burn council for me or my wife.

If you are going to criticize or not post anything helpful

No offence intended but piss off and go troll somewhere else

You are on Lit angling for chats with women.

You “allowed” your wife to have a Literotica account.

You say she is a regular here and are both aware of each other’s Literotica presence, yet you feel it appropriate to demean her in a manner which seeks validation from others for your portrayal of her.

The inconsistencies within, this thread, your profile and previous posts have already been stated.

From your own words here, you come across as a paranoid control freak that resorts to extreme measures, notwithstanding bullying and snooping to support your anxieties. Must hurt like hell to have been cheated on by a downloaded picture of Brad Pitt.

So I do have advice to offer, to the wife in this story. If you ever had doubts about your relationship up till now, reading this thread should provide all the justification to get the hell out of this nightmare of a relationship.

 

[Miles Long]

That name is taken so hard already

Son of a bearded clam! I guess we can't go naming our Vibrator of the Month Club after a gently used sex toy emporium. Back to the drawing board I guess.

 

[StrayKat]

Son of a bearded clam! I guess we can't go naming our Vibrator of the Month Club after a gently used sex toy emporium. Back to the drawing board I guess.

Just go with the batteries as already mentioned.
Seriously, those things go out like candies.