So why aren't you....

[meop79]

They laugh too much, it's creepy...

SWAY drinking a blended strawberry margarita?

 

[kimbalee]

all out of strawberries. *sigh*

SWAY offering to run to the grocery store and get some?

 

[meop79]

Because I have frozen strawberries in the freezer.

SWAY offering to go and get some Frida Kahlo Tequila Blanco?

 

[Cymru6969]

Because I have frozen strawberries in the freezer.

SWAY offering to go and get some Frida Kahlo Tequila Blanco?

I have this thing against unibrows.

S.W.A.Y. writing an erotic story now rather than posting?

 

[kimbalee]

Because I have frozen strawberries in the freezer.

SWAY offering to go and get some Frida Kahlo Tequila Blanco?

you say that like I'm in a state where there is access to things like that after 9pm.

SWAY stocked up on the tequila already? a freezer with strawberries should prompt that.

 

[meop79]

Who says I'm not?

SWAY at the party already?

 

[kimbalee]

Who says I'm not?

SWAY at the party already?

d'oh! I was waiting for the tequila!

SWAY mixing the drinks already?

 

[meop79]

No one has shown up...

SWAY bringing your friends to the party?

 

[kimbalee]

good to know I don't count.

well, some thought you were out of tequila too, so I'm not sure if they'll make it.

SWAY taking my phone and texting them all that there is free tequila for everyone?

 

[meop79]

My fingers are too busy doing other things...

SWAY drinking any margaritas yet, now that you've managed to show up?

 

[kimbalee]

My fingers are too busy doing other things...

SWAY drinking any margaritas yet, now that you've managed to show up?

you still haven't made me one.

SWAY mixing them up?

 

[meop79]

Hands you one...

SWAY naked yet?

 

[kimbalee]

tequila doesn't make my clothes fall off.

SWAY on your third or fouth by now?

 

[meop79]

The party just started and I'm planning to go all night long...

SWAY always such a party girl?

 

[kimbalee]

laughing. I am far from that.

SWAY putting extra tequila in my drink?

 

[meop79]

Who said I wasn't?

SWAY dancing on the tables yet?

 

[kimbalee]

I haven't taken a drink yet.

SWAY clearing a table?

 

[meop79]

I don't work at a restaurant... lol

SWAY flying to Monaco in your private jet?

 

[kimbalee]

LOL

I'm out of jet fuel at the moment.

SWAY offering yours?

 

[meop79]

It's being rented out to Bill Gates, nice guy, his was in the shop.

SWAY sailing off to Bora Bora?

 

[kimbalee]

I need a ride to the boat.

SWAY calling your chauffeur?

 

[meop79]

He got drunk and ran off with the one of the snatchkateers, that Hilton chick I think...

SWAY being carried to the boat on a palanquin manned by hot young studs?

 

[kimbalee]

because it was the wrong color and I'm pretty fickle. I wanted ruby and it was amethyst. pfft.

SWAY concerned that your chauffeur is gonna get cooties from the Hilton chick?

 

[meop79]

She's a smart girl and besides, so far there hasn't been much recorded proof that cunny bumping passes anything worth talking about.

SWAY stalking your local 20 something CEO?

 

[kimbalee]

She's a smart girl and besides, so far there hasn't been much recorded proof that cunny bumping passes anything worth talking about.

SWAY stalking your local 20 something CEO?

is there one here I don't know about?

SWAY the ring leader in a 3 ring circus?