So why aren't you....

[meop79]

You have NO idea....

SWAY a famous explorer?

 

[kimbalee]

I've been traumatized by watching Indiana Jones in that damn snake pit and now fear the unknown.

SWAY training for an Olympic event?

 

[meop79]

Sex isn't an Olympic event yet.

SWAY the head of an international crime syndicate?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Sex isn't an Olympic event yet.

SWAY the head of an international crime syndicate?

I like to be on the side the good guys are on.

SWAY talking to someone special right now?

 

[meop79]

You are special!

SWAY trying to figure out who the good guys are in this messed up world?

 

[fungi469]

That's too easy to do!
SWAY licking chocolate off of someone's hard nipples?

 

[meop79]

Because it's already gone and we're down to pure tit extravaganza at this point...

SWAY running your fingers through your lovers hair as they use their tongue appropriately?

 

[fungi469]

Hmmm...might be because we're hiding from a possible tornado right now!

SWAY fighting for air while she smothers your face between her legs?

 

[meop79]

Because I know tricks for breathing and eating at the same time.

SWAY a superhero?

 

[fungi469]

I am - I just don't wear a cape because Edna said not to

SWAY out kicking ass and taking names?

 

[EctoJohn]

SWAY out kicking ass and taking names?

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

So why aren't you a millionaire?

 

[fungi469]

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

So why aren't you a millionaire?

I give too much away

SWAY as popular as Obama?

 

[Bookishleigh]

I give too much away

SWAY as popular as Obama?

Um, hello! I AM popular....you either love me or hate just LIKE Obama. (Teasing - I'm really not this vain.)

SWAY asleep right now? It's too early in my neck of the woods!

 

[Terranim]

I have a screwed-up sleep schedule and normally only sleep four hours a day.

SWAY currently heading to bed?

 

[fungi469]

I have a screwed-up sleep schedule and normally only sleep four hours a day.

SWAY currently heading to bed?

Why does everyone think that you can only have sex in bed????

SWAY getting any? It says your still a virgin!

 

[meop79]

It says lots of things that aren't true... It lies!

SWAY leading a charge with daring do...?

 

[Terranim]

It says lots of things that aren't true... It lies!

SWAY leading a charge with daring do...?

I get tired of my enemies screaming and running away. That's why Bob leads the charges.

SWAY breaking reality by having ham-to-ham combat against yourself and winning?

 

[meop79]

Because ummm what?

SWAY riding a dolphin off into the sunset?

 

[fungi469]

Because ummm what?

SWAY riding a dolphin off into the sunset?

too small - gotta be at least orca size!

SWAY golfing on the moon?

 

[meop79]

You'd never be able to find the ball....

SWAY building your own computer?

 

[fungi469]

You'd never be able to find the ball....

SWAY building your own computer?

I INVENTED the computer, right after I invented the internet!

SWAY paying me royalties????

 

[meop79]

Because I'm a pirate! Argggg....

SWAY pulling out your sabre?

 

[kimbalee]

'cause I'm a girl and I can't sword fight.

SWAY fetching that bucket & shovel?

 

[Terranim]

Because I prefer to lounge on the beach.

SWAY lounging on the beach?

 

[meop79]

Because I like chatting with you!

SWAY buying a razor?