So why aren't you....

[fungi469]

Because I prefer to lounge on the beach.

SWAY lounging on the beach?

because I'm waiting for you to pick up my caravan and take me there!

SWAY getting with it?

 

[meop79]

Because I'm too busy getting jiggy with it.

SWAY tarred and feathered?

 

[kimbalee]

because that punishment is not on the pre-approved list.

SWAY adding to that second thing over there on that other thread?

 

[Terranim]

Because I am not certain I qualify.

SWAY currently stroking the head of a lover as they rest between your legs, using their tongue to try to distract you to the point you can't use a computer?

 

[meop79]

Because... I have no idea...

SWAY life sized replica of the Great Wall of China out of toothpicks?

 

[kimbalee]

because you used all the glue!

SWAY finding a disco ball or something to add to your decor at the other place?

 

[meop79]

Because you're already over there and that would be just Gilding the Lilly...

SWAY on the cover of a magazine?

 

[kimbalee]

lol what magazine would that be... Dorks Unlimited?

SWAY getting sleepy... very sleepy...?

 

[Terranim]

Because Dorks Unlimited called and told me I'm overqualified to be a magazine cover model.

SWAY dancing under the pale moonlight and singing primal songs of love, lust, and fulfillment?

 

[meop79]

Because I was so good last time that the dryads and the nyads are afraid to come back...

SWAY sitting on the dock of the bay?

 

[fungi469]

Because I was so good last time that the dryads and the nyads are afraid to come back...

SWAY sitting on the dock of the bay?

Because I'm sailing away to the land where the bong trees grow...

SWAY the subject of a limerick?

 

[meop79]

I'm too cool for that.

SWAY the subject of hate-mail?

 

[meop79]

Because everyone loves me... just not my new game... *Bump*

SWAY the subject of epic love poems?

 

[Terranim]

Because everyone loves me... just not my new game... *Bump*

SWAY the subject of epic love poems?

Take one look at my face.

SWAY the subject of a speech on someone who made a positive difference?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Take one look at my face.

SWAY the subject of a speech on someone who made a positive difference?

I'm too busy reading.

SWAY out there making a positive difference?

 

[goodlibations78]

I leave that for my day job.

SWAY talking to me?

 

[meop79]

Ummm what do you call this?

SWAY drinking tequila?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Ummm what do you call this?

SWAY drinking tequila?

It makes me mean, and nobody wants that.

SWAY wearing sunglasses at night?

 

[Terranim]

It makes me mean, and nobody wants that.

SWAY wearing sunglasses at night?

Transitions lenses. Not enough UV to activate sunglasses mode.

SWAY wearing Transitions lenses?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Transitions lenses. Not enough UV to activate sunglasses mode.

SWAY wearing Transitions lenses?

I am actually. One of my favorite inventions EVER!!

SWAY dressed as your favorite superhero?

 

[meop79]

Because I can't find a quail man costume.

SWAY laying on a sunny beach?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Because I can't find a quail man costume.

SWAY laying on a sunny beach?

I ask myself that question on an almost daily (sigh).

SWAY planning your dream vacation?

 

[meop79]

Because I'd rather live life than dream about it.

SWAY living your dreams?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Because I'd rather live life than dream about it.

SWAY living your dreams?

I actually just started (with some road construction along the way)...

SWAY at work?

 

[Terranim]

I actually just started (with some road construction along the way)...

SWAY at work?

It's nearly 9 PM here.

SWAY dancing for joy?