So why aren't you....

[meop79]

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.KxcrOyJGKsGGrmMuCrb6Gw&pid=15.1&P=0

Who says I'm not?

SWAY taking pictures?

 

[kimbalee]

too busy laughing my ass off. whoops, there it goes.
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughing-my-ass-off-smiley-emoticon.gif

SWAY posing?

 

[meop79]

I've already posed for Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler... what else is there?

SWAY making a naughty video?

 

[kimbalee]

I've already posed for Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler... what else is there?

SWAY making a naughty video?

it would fast become a comedy. lol

SWAY... wait, what? Playboy? really? Playboy??? lol

okay, SWAY hanging out with Hef tonight?

 

[meop79]

I had his love child and was banished from the mansion.

SWAY writing all this down?

 

[kimbalee]

I had his love child and was banished from the mansion.

SWAY writing all this down?

too busy choking on diet mt dew as I laugh.

SWAY offering me a napkin?

 

[meop79]

I'd rather lick it up instead...

SWAY naked and wrestling in jello?

 

[kimbalee]

I'd rather lick it up instead...

SWAY naked and wrestling in jello?

I'm waiting for the jello to set.

SWAY bringing some ice to chill it faster?

 

[meop79]

I'm too busy icing your nipples...

SWAY ready to cut glass yet?

 

[kimbalee]

I'm too busy icing your nipples...

SWAY ready to cut glass yet?

too busy with hands on boobs and trying to get away.

SWAY putting the ice in the jello?

 

[meop79]

It's more fun like this...

SWAY naked yet?

 

[kimbalee]

It's more fun like this...

SWAY naked yet?

can't run, hold boobs, and get naked all at the same time.

SWAY ready to ditch the jello wrestling?

 

[meop79]

Because co-ed naked jello wrestling sounds fun...

SWAY helping this process?

 

[fungi469]

Because co-ed naked jello wrestling sounds fun...

SWAY helping this process?

I am by sucking her nips to get them hard enough to cut steel!

SWAY settling for only cutting glass?

 

[meop79]

Steel hadn't occurred to me.

SWAY jumping up and down with joy?

 

[kimbalee]

Steel hadn't occurred to me.

SWAY jumping up and down with joy?

I am on the inside, doesn't that count?

SWAY setting up the trampoline?

 

[fungi469]

Steel hadn't occurred to me.

SWAY jumping up and down with joy?

Joy married Tom - I was too late.
(Just like I was too late on this one)

SWAY climbing an elephant's leg?

 

[meop79]

I don't have an elephant.

SWAY swinging from a vine like Tarzan?

 

[kimbalee]

I don't have an elephant.

SWAY swinging from a vine like Tarzan?

the George of the Jungle movie traumatized me and now I can't swing on the vines any more because I fear hitting a wall.

SWAY building a campfire to roast marshmallows?

 

[Bookishleigh]

the George of the Jungle movie traumatized me and now I can't swing on the vines any more because I fear hitting a wall.

SWAY building a campfire to roast marshmallows?

I've had too much to drink and should NOT be trusted around flammable materials.

SWAY as inebriated as I am?

 

[kimbalee]

I've had too much to drink and should NOT be trusted around flammable materials.

SWAY as inebriated as I am?

because I have been drinking diet mt dew and it doesn't quite measure up in alcohol content.

SWAY making another pitcher so I can ditch my drink and switch to yours?

 

[Bookishleigh]

because I have been drinking diet mt dew and it doesn't quite measure up in alcohol content.

SWAY making another pitcher so I can ditch my drink and switch to yours?

Because wine doesn't come in pitchers, silly girl!!!

SWAY on the beach right now??? We should not be on lit!!

 

[meop79]

Because they haven't invented Transporters yet...

SWAY on the beach right now?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Because they haven't invented Transporters yet...

SWAY on the beach right now?

Because Indiana sucks and there isn't really a beach here.

SWAY as inebriated as I am, MEOP???? Kimberlee already answered

 

[meop79]

Because you haven't been serving Frida Kahlo Margaritas...

SWAY dancing on the tables?