So why aren't you....

[goodlibations78]

I already did that today.

SWAY still in love with your first crush?

Because she didn't crush me back

SWAY sharing your drink?

 

[meop79]

It's filled with blood and sweat and tears... and I'd rather carry it than hurt someone else.

SWAY asking me harder questions?

 

[clark_kent]

Because life is a gift,and we need to make lemonade out of lemons

SWAY an astronaut?

I suck at science

SWAY traveling cross country?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

It's filled with blood and sweat and tears... and I'd rather carry it than hurt someone else.

SWAY asking me harder questions?

I'm a SWAY virgin.

I suck at science

SWAY traveling cross country?

lol.. soon. (but not soon enough)

SWAY sending poems of rapture to your unrequited lust?

 

[goodlibations78]

I'm a SWAY virgin.



lol.. soon. (but not soon enough)

SWAY sending poems of rapture to your unrequited lust?

Because I'm waiting for the right time. Let me know when you have a minute.

SWAY writhing between the sheets?

 

[clark_kent]

I'm a SWAY virgin.



lol.. soon. (but not soon enough)

SWAY sending poems of rapture to your unrequited lust?

I'm not good with rhymes.

SWAY sending provocative pics to your secret crush?

 

[meop79]

Who would that be?

SWAY playing make believe?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Who would that be?

SWAY playing make believe?

ah..the roar of the grease pain.. the smell of the crowd. I still do that now and again.

SWAY spending your time taking an online MENSA quiz?

 

[goodlibations78]

ah..the roar of the grease pain.. the smell of the crowd. I still do that now and again.

SWAY spending your time taking an online MENSA quiz?

Because I don't want to embarrass the crowd.

SWAY impressed with my humility?

 

[clark_kent]

ah..the roar of the grease pain.. the smell of the crowd. I still do that now and again.

SWAY spending your time taking an online MENSA quiz?

There's TV to watch.

SWAY binge watching Netflix?

 

[goodlibations78]

There's TV to watch.

SWAY binge watching Netflix?

Because nothing strikes my fancy

SWAY getting a massage from a SO?

 

[meop79]

Good Question!

SWAY getting a massage from a supermodel?

 

[kimbalee]

Good Question!

SWAY getting a massage from a supermodel?

because I don't like people I don't know touching me.

SWAY raising you hands in the air like you just don't care?

 

[meop79]

It's hard to type like that...

SWAY staring in the next Geico commercial?

 

[CMichael19]

because I don't like people I don't know touching me.

SWAY raising you hands in the air like you just don't care?

Because I'd just have to lower them to type my response.

SWAY rocking the Casbah?

 

[kimbalee]

It's hard to type like that...

SWAY staring in the next Geico commercial?

I mean, he's adorable with that accent and everything... but I'd prefer a chameleon to work with on that.

SWAY advertising your claim to fame... that you are Jake from State Farm and wearing khakis?

 

[kimbalee]

Because I'd just have to lower them to type my response.

SWAY rocking the Casbah?

aww, didn't meant to skip...

maybe I was too busy Shaking my Money Maker at the time.

SWAY Celebrating Good Times?

 

[CMichael19]

aww, didn't meant to skip...

maybe I was too busy Shaking my Money Maker at the time.

SWAY Celebrating Good Times?

Because there's not a party going on right here.

SWAY killing me softly with your song?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Because there's not a party going on right here.

SWAY killing me softly with your song?

because I felt all flushed with fever, embarrassed by the crowd




SWAY dancing to YMCA?

 

[meop79]

Because my Indian costume is at the cleaners getting the stains out from the last time I stayed there...

SWAY dancing the funk chicken?

 

[kimbalee]

Because my Indian costume is at the cleaners getting the stains out from the last time I stayed there...

SWAY dancing the funk chicken?

because you didn't play that funky music, white boy. *sigh*

SWAY doing the Tootsie Roll so you can dip, baby, dip?

 

[meop79]

Is that what you call it? Your tootsie roll? roflmao..

SWAY skinny dipping?

 

[kimbalee]

Is that what you call it? Your tootsie roll? roflmao..

SWAY skinny dipping?

laughing.

because it is 46 damn degrees! tell you what, you first!

SWAY all about the skinny dipping now?

 

[meop79]

*strips down to go join the bare polar bear club*

SWAY joining me?

 

[kimbalee]

*strips down to go join the bare polar bear club*

SWAY joining me?

uh, because I don't relish the thought of nipples that can cut glass.

SWAY jumping in?