So why aren't you....

[meop79]

My back hurts.

SWAY flashing passing motorists from a freeway overpass?

 

[fungi469]

My back hurts.

SWAY flashing passing motorists from a freeway overpass?

I don't want any more highway deaths attributed to me!

SWAY going to med school?

 

[meop79]

I have kids...

SWAY playing doctor?

 

[fungi469]

I have kids...

SWAY playing doctor?

Hmmm...Fierywhore, why AREN'T we playing doctor???

SWAY in the circus?

 

[meop79]

My life IS the circus.

SWAY playing a golden fiddle?

 

[fungi469]

My life IS the circus.

SWAY playing a golden fiddle?

How did you know I ordered one from Amazon?!!!!! or was it that Alibaba place?

SWAY putting Google out of business?

 

[meop79]

I know I don't know everything, it hinders being the all knowing oracle...

SWAY a superhero?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I know I don't know everything, it hinders being the all knowing oracle...

SWAY a superhero?

https://jumpingoutofwindows.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/nurse-superpower.jpg

now that we've cleared that up...

So why aren't you sending a thank you card to your neighbor?

 

[meop79]

Because I hadn't thought of it.

SWAY dreaming in monochrome?

 

[Terranim]

Because I hadn't thought of it.

SWAY dreaming in monochrome?

Because I don't normally see in monochrome.

SWAY dreaming in colors outside the normal spectrum and for which you have no names?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I have a Kodachrome soundtrack

SWAY auditioning for Americas Got Talent?

 

[meop79]

My talents don't lend themselves to Hollywood making money and if they did I'd rather vomit.

SWAY making a difference?

 

[Terranim]

I have a Kodachrome soundtrack

SWAY auditioning for Americas Got Talent?

Because the FCC censored my "Cunnilingus on three women" talent.

My talents don't lend themselves to Hollywood making money and if they did I'd rather vomit.

SWAY making a difference?

I'm trying to. One person at a time

SWAY auditioning for a porn vid?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

a. I AM making a difference.

b. I can't make a porn vid.. one of my sons might run for president one day.

SWAY actively protesting a political wrong?

 

[meop79]

Because I watched the last election carefully, the one where both major parties proved they have no respect for the political process or the integrity of the vote.

SWAY dancing under the stars?

 

[goodlibations78]

a. I AM making a difference.

b. I can't make a porn vid.. one of my sons might run for president one day.

SWAY actively protesting a political wrong?

because it's too late for whining and no one's listening.

SWAY singing me a bedtime tune?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I have acute laryngitis. It has stopped me from both dancing and singing this week. (and I'm missing a performance this weekend )

SWAY inviting us all to a Memorial Day picnic?

 

[goodlibations78]

I have acute laryngitis. It has stopped me from both dancing and singing this week. (and I'm missing a performance this weekend )

SWAY inviting us all to a Memorial Day picnic?

Because we just met but the night is young

SWAY drinking tea with honey

 

[fungi469]

Because we just met but the night is young

SWAY drinking tea with honey

because my honey's not here right now...duh

SWAY out picking coffee?

 

[goodlibations78]

because my honey's not here right now...duh

SWAY out picking coffee?

Because I drink it not pick it.

SWAY asleep

 

[fungi469]

Because I drink it not pick it.

SWAY asleep

cuz I got about an hour's drive ahead of me.

SWAY getting any nookie tonight?

 

[goodlibations78]

cuz I got about an hour's drive ahead of me.

SWAY getting any nookie tonight?

Because I am trying too hard, lol

SWAY laughing?

 

[meop79]

I am, that was funny...

SWAY crying?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I already did that today.

SWAY still in love with your first crush?

 

[Curious3456]

I am, that was funny...

SWAY crying?

Because life is a gift,and we need to make lemonade out of lemons

SWAY an astronaut?