Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Pleasuring Bubba in prison and dragging your teeth.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Quietmess

 

[MiaBabe23]

Raucous celebration of all of the above in front of the mob boss’ moll

 

[mnbreastluver]

Seducing the Mob Bosses wife out of her clothes.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Tractor dropped on you.

 

[Friendlyhillbilly]

Me trying to make friends with a bear, wolf, mountain loin, badger, etc.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Tricking the mob boss and his wife into a threesome in the room where they keep their weapons and levers

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Underestimating the mob bosses wife’s weapons proficiency

 

[ABiGuy84]

Violet van running you over

 

[MiaBabe23]

X-rays at 100000x recommended level after the rather rude violet van

 

[ABiGuy84]

W was skipped, Women

Next should be Y

 

[orangecurious]

Yaks... loads of them trampling you

 

[ABiGuy84]

Zemmiphobia

 

[MiaBabe23]

Sorry about the missing W!

A plethora of mischievous critters creating havoc

 

[orangecurious]

Bouncing baboons bashing you on the bonce with bricks

 

[barefootgirl69]

Cantankerous cats carefully creeping up on you.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Doppelganger's

 

[crazychemgirl]

Eating old leftovers (right @OrdinaryPerson)

 

[ABiGuy84]

Fucktards

 

[UnquietDreams]

Goofy. That mutherfucker drinks way too much, then goes and gets his guns out. It is terrifying.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Hopping from coast to coast without a break

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ironing in the shower

 

[MiaBabe23]

Juggling with flamethrowers

 

[UnquietDreams]

Killer things. Obviously.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Llamas (I’m sure there’s at least 1 llama related death somewhere)