Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[orangecurious]

Wandering into this thread and collapsing in total confusion

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

eXtreme narcissism in the Hall of Mirrors, since someone took the shitty time machine for a spin and ended up a little earlier. Wearing a wig and waving your dick around, you watch your reflection until, from the ridiculous impression you make, wearing a peruke and red heels and nothing else, one of the mirrors explodes in a fit of laughter, instantly killing you in a death by shards.

 

[orangecurious]

Yearning to go back in time to witness these fabulous events, but with no real mechanical skill, you accidentally wire your makeshift time machine wrongly... you were never seen again.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Zealously attempting to fix your broken time machine to no avail, you accidentally reactivate it, without having properly set a destination. You land in the early settlement of Salem, Massachusetts and are immediately charged with witchcraft. In a completely unbiased trial, they drown you, thereby determining you are not a witch.

 

[orangecurious]

Amazed to finally get the time machine to work, you set the date for when you were born, wanting to witness this.

Alas, it lands on your mother just seconds before the big event

 

[Mrtenant]

Brain freeze

 

[mnbreastluver]

Crushed by some bodacious mammary’s

 

[MiaBabe23]

Dizzy from all the time traveling and bodacious boobs, staggering into a freezer room stocked with brains, (which actually sounds very appealing rn )

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Electrocuted by malfunctioning Magic Wand.

 

[orangecurious]

Entering the giant freezer room and being so hocked at the brains and random dead person you accidentally lock yourself in.

 

[barefootgirl69]

What in the world happened in here last night? Suddenly, the bears seem almost tame.

Dipping my toes in the stream when a bear sees me...and I wave and set off to make him my pet.

 

[LostHorizon]

Evil

 

[orangecurious]

Finding the alphabet all crazy and making your head explode

 

[barefootgirl69]

Getting discombobulated reading a thread and making @orangecurious' head explode and it takes you out, too.

 

[Girly_girl]

High fevers

 

[mnbreastluver]

Insisting on riding on a lions back and it doesn’t like it.

 

[orangecurious]

Juggling jaguars (either the car or the cat)

 

[Gamine67]

Knowing how it ends

 

[barefootgirl69]

Letting the lions loose.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Mounting a crocodile and saying giddy up.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not paying attention to where you're walking in a busy city...them dang curbs will trip you every time!

 

[orangecurious]

Opening the cage of very hungry tigers

 

[mnbreastluver]

Parachuting into gatorama

 

[barefootgirl69]

Questioning people's life choices at a motorcycle club. 🏍

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Really big butt plugs