Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Live_Oak]

Quarters, the game, almost killed me a few times in college.

 

[orangecurious]

Radishes
Really
Ruddy loads of them dropping from a supply plane overhead
Right onto you

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Snakes on a plane ..

 

[JackKingOff]

Ticking time bomb

 

[orangecurious]

Unexploded bomb deciding not to be.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Vultures in a hot desert

 

[Taegul]

Whipple supercharged Mustangs and the drivers that can't handle that much HP/torque.

 

[Live_Oak]

Xylophone mallet thingies. It would just take time and effort.

 

[orangecurious]

Yo-yos smacking against your head, repeatedly

 

[Live_Oak]

Zeppelins if you were on the Hindenburg.

 

[LittleTitLover]

I have a t-shirt, the front says "that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger". The back says "except a Marine, a Marine will kill you".

So I guess my answer is a Marine.

 

[Live_Oak]

Air Supply. Those dudes were dl savage serial killers.

 

[Nicefella]

Bullshitting yourself. It will eventually be the end of you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Beads from a broken necklace strewn about the floor in the dark of night. And having to go to the bathroom.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Candlestick in the Ballroom wielded by Colonel Mustard

 

[orangecurious]

Deadly Nightshade... the clue is in the name

 

[barefootgirl69]

Eating apples that some weird looking lady brought to your door.

 

[Live_Oak]

Fighting Chuck Norris!

 

[orangecurious]

Fixing a rickety bridge just in time to see a man, covered in jam, run towards you, pursued by bears and a wolf pack

 

[Trubbycat]

Gagging on a giant pornstar cock

 

[Nicefella]

Humping a cactus?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Intent on using lube in the dark and using Icy Hot by accident on her.

 

[Live_Oak]

Jumping from a plane without a parachute.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

kangaroo kung fu kick

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Loaning the bottom half of your body to an actual loan shark, who noms it up in Jaws-like fashion.