Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Gamine67]

Stirring A Dykes Drink With Your Dick

 

[SolarClint]

Trying to start someone else's Harley at Sturgus

 

[mnbreastluver]

Underwater scuba diver and running out of oxygen.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Vagina dentata. Om nom nom.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Whale doing a belly flop while you’re in a kayak

 

[SolarClint]

Xmas present from Pakistan

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yaks on meth.

 

[Shady_nz]

Ziplineing over a river full of crocodiles

 

[DannieB]

Arachnids. Most defiantly any of them!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Being stabbed in the back by a carrot.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Collecting the carrot shards and making them into a soup that’s lethal due to the victim’s blood having been full of plutonium

 

[DannieB]

Deducting my girls issues. Bit by bit

 

[mnbreastluver]

Entering the tunnel of love but it actually is the tunnel of death.

 

[DannieB]

Getting to the real issue for her

 

[MiaBabe23]

No F?
Fucking the one you love for so long you end up so dehydrated that you desiccate

 

[mnbreastluver]

Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Inventing a cure for flu but then mistaking it for juice, downing it all, and turning into swine

 

[UnquietDreams]

Jellyfish. Because they were driving on the wrong side of the street since they are jellyfish, and ran you over while you were tying your shoe.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Koalas turning feral due to improper jellyfish driving. Acquiring a taste for human flesh, with bbq sauce obviously.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Lemurs leaping into action, launching a surprise attack on the feral koalas, without a care for any innocent bystanders caught in the middle

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Moats

 

[Live_Oak]

Narwhals getting in on the fray.

(Sorry ImpishSeraph. Didn’t mean to skip)

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

OnlyFans content producers who take the term "dominatrix" too far.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Peeing on a lion

 

[Live_Oak]

Quarters, the game, almost killed me a few times in college.