Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[~Elizabeth~]

Living on Mars without oxygen.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Mounting a bull while wearing all red.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not having enough cinnamon rolls around when that craving hits.

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

Opossum army from the bayou

 

[orangecurious]

Putting all the cinnamon buns on a high shelf and not being able to reach when the craving hits

 

[barefootgirl69]

Quietly trying to climb on the cupboard to get snacky snacks...and falling.

 

[orangecurious]

Reaching for the snacky snacks as you stand on the very top step of the ladder... reaching... stretching...

 

[Taegul]

Scissors, when you're running with them in your hand and your mom has told you a thousand times before "DON'T RUN WITH SCISSORS, TAEGUL!"

Whatever, mom!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Touching yourself when your Edward Scissorhands

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Unicorns stabbing you to death with their horns. (I am tired, sue me.)

 

[Live_Oak]

Violent raccoons.

 

[kenbrack]

Water Buffalo stampede

 

[MiaBabe23]

X appearing too frequently as the letter due, prompting all manner of mayhem and stampeding buffaloes, unicorns and raccoons

 

[kyblue12]

Yodeling below the precarious snow bank

 

[kenbrack]

Zapped by lightning

 

[MiaBabe23]

Abseiling through lightning and down into a pit of agitated arachnids

 

[Live_Oak]

Crossbow wielding ex girlfriends.

 

[kenbrack]

Dozen rabid chihuahuas

 

[MiaBabe23]

Ensnarement in a trap of boiling water set by exasperating ex boyfriends, surrounded by chihuahuas and evil elephants

 

[Live_Oak]

Falling off a tall building running from evil elephants.

 

[kenbrack]

Gun toting robotic sharks

 

[MiaBabe23]

Hurrying out of a meeting, hearing some shark related motors, then looking up

 

[UnquietDreams]

Icicles dropping from great height.

 

[kenbrack]

Jutting out from the icicles are razor blades

 

[Live_Oak]

Krackens!!!!!