Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[wallstreetguy]

This forum.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sex on a sinking ship with no life jackets

 

[n8Romantic]

My bust

.............

 

[mnbreastluver]

Trying to steal a tank from a military base, armed only with a dart gun.

It’s alphabetical order

 

[n8Romantic]

Urgent Care Clinics

Ooopsies.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Very hard kick to the balls with steel toed boots.

 

[done_got_old]

Walking headon into a speeding train.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Walking headon into a speeding train.

X-ray machine going haywire and throwing high-energy radiation directly into your body.

 

[Tallulah82]

Yanking on a bull's balls.

 

[filt]

Zebra crossing misunderstandings

 

[done_got_old]

arsenic chocolate truffles

 

[mnbreastluver]

Bouncing breasts in your face and forgetting to breath

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Colossal despair.

 

[done_got_old]

drowning in the sea of love

 

[mnbreastluver]

Entering a brothel and insulting the Madam

 

[VoraciousValue]

Frying high explosives in Crisco.

 

[fisherfella]

gravity, if you try to defy it

 

[done_got_old]

Heating your dildo before using. (You wanted 'hot' sex.)

 

[mnbreastluver]

Inserting your penis in a meat slicer

 

[Xerxes82]

Jacking off when you should be pulling the ripcord on your parachute.

 

[burninlove]

Kite flying in an electrical storm

 

[VoraciousValue]

Lighting firecrackers in your asshole.

Kite flying in an electrical storm

Unless your name is Benjamin Franklin

 

[mnbreastluver]

Mooning a band of bikers.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Mooning a band of bikers.

Needles jammed into every orifice. And I mean every orifice!

 

[done_got_old]

opium fried rice