Sometimes I get the distinct feeling I'm the only one here...

[Richard49]

click on "want to know me better"
and learn far more about me then you proably ever wanted to know

I also have two cats ....
I should post over there about them

My hymilain (sp) Sophie
may need to be put to sleep
She has decided the living room carpet is her litter pan
and I have no idea how to get the smell out

Sophie and Diablo have keep me alive
at times ...... they are precious

 

[sheath]

me please

Since you asked...

CUCUMBER REVENGE SALAD

Ingredients: (The most essential ones)

--Lettuce, tomatoes, and such...all the things to make a good salad.
--A cucumber of good size.
--One dripping wet pussy.
--One disgrunted and selfish as hell ex-husband who made it a habit to NEVER go down on you, but who expected blow-jobs regardless.
--The ability to not laugh hysterically as you watch the results.
--One fateful lunch date.

Directions:

Invite ex-husband to lunch. Mix the salad with all those good trimmings. Take cucumber and slip it into the dripping pussy that has been begging for a cock. Fuck yourself with it. Cum at least once. DO NOT clean off the cucumber. Cut it into thin slices. Toss with salad. Set in front of ex-husband and watch as he eats every single bite. Try not to laugh. Never tell him that he just ate the pussy juices he tried so hard to avoid during your marriage. Refrain from pointing out that he told you over and over, "That salad was delicious!".

There are variations, of course, but this is my current favorite.

S.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[SlickTony]

Sheath: Do you peel the cuke first or keep the peel on when slicing it for the salad?

Richard: Febreeze. It really works.

 

[Guest]

Since you asked...

CUCUMBER REVENGE SALAD

Ingredients: (The most essential ones)

--Lettuce, tomatoes, and such...all the things to make a good salad.
--A cucumber of good size.
--One dripping wet pussy.
--One disgrunted and selfish as hell ex-husband who made it a habit to NEVER go down on you, but who expected blow-jobs regardless.
--The ability to not laugh hysterically as you watch the results.
--One fateful lunch date.

Directions:

Invite ex-husband to lunch. Mix the salad with all those good trimmings. Take cucumber and slip it into the dripping pussy that has been begging for a cock. Fuck yourself with it. Cum at least once. DO NOT clean off the cucumber. Cut it into thin slices. Toss with salad. Set in front of ex-husband and watch as he eats every single bite. Try not to laugh. Never tell him that he just ate the pussy juices he tried so hard to avoid during your marriage. Refrain from pointing out that he told you over and over, "That salad was delicious!".

There are variations, of course, but this is my current favorite.

S.

*laughing hard!! You are the best! LOL

 

[Richard49]

Sheath has managed to make salad eating a (slightly sick) voyeur's wet dream.

shacking head here

in responds to your comment
No Shit

 

[Richard49]

Richard: Febreeze. It really works.

Febreeze for cat urine smell in carpet?

 

[SlickTony]

Yeah. That's one of the things it was specifically developed for.

 

[Richard49]

Yeah. That's one of the things it was specifically developed for.

thank you

 

[sheath]

Sheath: Do you peel the cuke first or keep the peel on when slicing it for the salad?

Well, if you peel it, do so before you use the cucumber as a dildo. The whole point is giving him all those tasty juices.

S.

 

[sheath]

*laughing hard!! You are the best! LOL

Thanks! It was SO delightful to watch him eat that salad. I've never told him what was in it? Should I?

Hey...Pink Orchid? I might send that one in to Julia Child, what do you think?

S.

 

[Guest]

Thanks! It was SO delightful to watch him eat that salad. I've never told him what was in it? Should I?

Hey...Pink Orchid? I might send that one in to Julia Child, what do you think?

S.

lol how long has it been since he has eaten it? Ohhh I would .. and with a huge grin on my face telling him of the ingredients ..... and what he seemed to love soooo much in that salad! It would give me huge pleasure to do that! LOL You are so cool Sheath!

 

[jenlovesamy]

Sheath is now my new hero. Somehow I knew that story was coming, hehe, forgive my pun.

Richard, Febreeze does nothing for me, if anything, it makes it worse. I bought some lemon scented ammonia to use on my floors where my cat pees and it helps, but I don't have carpet. Not sure if you can use it on there. I'd always heard ammonia makes cat urine worse, but it works great for me.

btw, I should probably link it in my sig, but I have a picture thread in the pic forum. Please, feel free to admire my serious attempt at being Queen Attention Whore.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[jenlovesamy]

Do you need a hug or a spanking?

Both!

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[jenlovesamy]

May I be your love slave?

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[babydoll_73]

vineger works on pee smells. Almost any animals pee it works on. My great grandmother used to wear diapers and pee on the bed and the vineger gets the smell out. Plus my friend had 8 cats at one time and got rid of them and the only thing that would work was vineger. When it dries it doesn't smell at all.

 

[jenlovesamy]

I'll have to try the vinegar thing, what kind? white?

Pink sweetie, check your pm's...

 

[Bandit58]

Can I ask of the people who are bi...are you bi just for sex or do you get emotionally attached to women as well as men?

(im just curious...I have a few homosexual friends but no bi friends really...)

I've always had an attraction to women but never had the opportunity to act on it (small conservative rural area, everyone knows everyone else's business ). Having been in a very long marriage and only recently started exploring my sexuality, I can't really say one way or the other. It was only a week ago that I was with a woman for the first time, and that was a casual thing set up by my male friend as our first 3some.

I'm still in the closet as far as my family is concerned, but I won't be ruling anything out as far as future lovers go. The 3some confirmed something for me in that I was not just curious, being bi is part of me.......

 

[jenlovesamy]

Can I ask of the people who are bi...are you bi just for sex or do you get emotionally attached to women as well as men?

(im just curious...I have a few homosexual friends but no bi friends really...)

I'm sorry, I knew I forgot to answer this. I've been in love with a woman twice, the first time was of circumstance, the second time was because of who she was. I'm not ready to "come out" to my family, even though I know they won't throw me out or anything, aside from my mother, they'll look at me different, and I'm already not on the top of their lists. I've told a few close friends but that's it. The few times I've been with women it hasn't been an emotional thing. I did think about it with one of them, but she was open lesbian and I just wasn't ready.

 

[curiosa]

I must say that I am bi-obsessed.. with no practical experience.. I am totally in love with this woman who is a very close friend.. I have never been really attracted to women before.. could always appreciate their beauty but never thought of jumping into bed with any of them but this one oh my.. I wish I could convince her.. I wish I could do many things to/with her...

Just me,
M

 

[jenlovesamy]

Is she approachable at all?

 

[lovechild27]

Thanx for the answeres to my question guys...I asked cuz I have met a lot of girls who are bi cuz its 'cool'...I dont think they even like it...it just gets them attention from horny frat boys. I didnt want to think everyone was like that....