Southern Home Cooking

[Georgia Girl]

You know those thingy's you use to measure the amount of spaghetti to cook? They have different size holes. Well, I have something like that but its built in. Which one would it fit best?

Dawn

 

[Roughneck]

Aren't you the crafty one. . . . . I plead the 5th.

 

[redelicious]

Red.....watch out, things are heating up.

Oh my, I can see that.

(fanning self)

Good thing that A/C is pumping

 

[alwaysawake]

Oh my, I can see that.

(fanning self)

Good thing that A/C is pumping

But the question is...Does the A/C pumping cancel out what else is pumping in this thread???

 

[Georgia Girl]

Aren't you the crafty one. . . . . I plead the 5th.

CHICKEN

So ya'll tell me, will he not tell because it will scare me? Scare me big maybe or not?

What do you think?

Damn but Waffle House has gotten racy.

Dawn

 

[Roughneck]

Good Morning ya all, It's Friday, another work day for me, but for some , the begining of the weekend.

Hey GG and Red, I dont think the A/C is low enough, you girls don't look nippily.

Hey Always, maybe it takes more then A/C to make these women respond. Maybe it takes a guy to make a cream pie, to get these ladys attention.

 

[Melon]

*walks in silently and takes the booth in the corner*

 

[Roughneck]

Come on in and make yourself at home Melon, no need to be quiet.

 

[Melon]

Thanks! Can I get a BLT and some sweet tea?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Hot damn we'll get to see Roughneck dance now. A naked man frying bacon, this could get interesting.

Can somebody turn up the music a bit, I feel like dancing. Roughneck, when you finish the bacon will you join me?

Dawn

 

[Roughneck]

WTF ? When did I say I was going to dance and fry bacon, where did this all come from GG? I'll tell ya what though, someone needs to bend you over their knee, and spank that ass.

Hey Melon, no problem with the Sweet tea, but Im not sure you want to try the BLT, how about some grilled Cheese. LOL, that sorta rhymes.

 

[Roughneck]

Oh, I just noticed Melon, that your a Virgin. I think what you might need is a little of Red and GG to help remove that Virgin status, lol

 

[Georgia Girl]

I'll tell ya what though, someone needs to bend you over their knee, and spank that ass.

<looking around>

Where is there someone who would take on a task such as trying to tame a bodacious kitten?

Dawn

 

[Roughneck]

Well, I dont know who can, but with an ass such as your's, Im sure alot of men will be willing to try.

Of course maybe it takes a womens touch to tame a bodacious kitten.

 

[TantaLiza]

This Southern gal would like to place her order...

I'd like a fluffy cheese omelet with a side of bacon, extra crispy and an order of hashbrowns, smothered....

*big smile* Thank you kind sir!

 

[alwaysawake]

<looking around>

Where is there someone who would take on a task such as trying to tame a bodacious kitten?

Dawn

Too much woman for me GG--you sure that you are tameable...or want to be???

 

[Roughneck]

Not a problem Liz, an easy ored to fill. Might you have something more of a challenge for me to fill??

 

[steelcock]

ShiningEyes, come on in and make yourself at home.

That sucks they replaced a Waffle House with a Ihop, it's just not the same. Truth is Waffle House is only in the south, I have my own Waffle House map, witch are available at any Waffle House free of charge. As far North they go is like Richmond Va, maybe MD border.

Might also add another favorite Southern treat, Dairy Queen !!

I am pleased to say that this is not so. I saw a WH in Ohio believe it or not.

Yep! I was cruisin' thru yankeeland and there that baby sat big and bold as brass. I just had to stop and grab a cup of the coffee I had been missing for over two months while touring the northern U.S. of A.

I walked in the gleaming glass door and parked my tush on an orange stool at the counter and ordered a cup of coffee and some biscuits and sausage gravy.

The coffee tasted like watered down piss and the biscuits turned out to be English muffins. FRor real this is true!

What can you expect from a yankee state where the people call themselves worthless nuts. LOL

 

[redelicious]

Not a problem Liz, an easy ored to fill. Might you have something more of a challenge for me to fill??

Apparently RN is a full service cook.

 

[Roughneck]

I serve to please Red, for no order is to big or to small for me to fill.

 

[Melon]

Oh, I just noticed Melon, that your a Virgin. I think what you might need is a little of Red and GG to help remove that Virgin status, lol

I think I might like someone in real life to remove my virgin status.

 

[huskie]

course now its super time! Lets put the burgers on the grill. no gas please, let use char cole and hickory chips.

 

[Roughneck]

Now your talking huskie, nothing says summer like an evening cook out.

What we should do is make a pit and cook us a pig, then we could have a good old southern pig picking.

Melon, with talk like like you make it extra hot back here in the kitchen, I might need to cool off with talk like that

 

[redelicious]

Now your talking huskie, nothing says summer like an evening cook out.

What we should do is make a pit and cook us a pig, then we could have a good old southern pig picking.

Ok if we're talking BBQ here what does everyone prefer? Mustard, tomato, or vinegar based??

RN - ever been to Shealy's?? That's good eatin!

Red

 

[Georgia Girl]

Too much woman for me GG--you sure that you are tameable...or want to be???

Now thats just a shame, you gave up before you ever tried.

Dawn