Stranded

[queerhe]

No disputing it I see. Thanks or the confirmation, bitch.

 

[Adre]

Lemme see, maybe Mona, Aqua, Mischka, Fata, and Smiley. I generally prefer the company of dames. If one of them can't make it, I'll take the JAJ as wingman.

 

[smoothg103rd]

The one on your head?

The head that's in my pants?

 

[Fata Morgana]

The head that's in my pants?

Is it one of Killswitch's barbie heads?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Is it one of Killswitch's barbie heads?

The barbie can't fit, it's not enough room.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Tathagata
Planetqueen
Rimmy
Kuntbate

 

[dolf]

Rimmy

in case you run out of food?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wanna replace Rob as my human punching bag?

No no. I don't wanna be a punching bag.

I'll take the following:

1. Smoov- because he's awesome and he can protect me from rival gangs.

2. Aquagal- I need someone to make fun of the other islands with me.

3. Wife of Bath- she's preppy and she talks about cooking. And, well, her avatar.

4. Garnate- she's entertaining and fucking awesome.

5. Jelly- I need someone to be a nice liaison in case someone comes to rescue us.

 

[Pookie]

Skipper - JAJ, but only if he dresses like Jack Sparrow and brings rum.

Gilligan - Smoov. I'd call him my little buddy.

The Professor - Colonel Hogan because he could probably order JAJ and Smoov to build a bridge to land or something.

Mary Ann - 1HF, I want her pie.

Ginger - Garnate. Duh.

 

[1HF]

perg - ex military, medical training, experienced in all manner of out doorsy shit, does courses on surviving in the wilderness & all that jazz. i'd quite like to live and he'd keep me alive.

trysail - he's no spring chicken, tis true, but he has more stamina than most men half his age, and he knows about the sea. if I ever want to reach the mainland, he's my guy.

skaout - another out doorsy type, good with water, etc. plus he builds shit, he's good with wood, and he works his arse off until the job is done. I want a hut and a boat and a shower.

1hf - she's tiny and she climbs trees. she can be our fruit monkey! also, gutting & skinning & cooking is messy. she'd probably enjoy it. lastly, she's cute and slutty and my cunt doesn't want to deal with skaout & perg playing dom tag team partners.

des - because all this practicality needs a balance, and his head is a library. with no radio or tv or internet or books, his voice will keep me sane.

Fruit monkey?! Actually, this is really awesome. Plus, I'd totally be down for skinning our food and cooking it. I suppose I could occasionally take the gents off your hands.

Perg, thor, and y=mx+b: to take care of the practicalities. Food, shelter, survival, etc etc. Even though I could do it myself, I'd rather enjoy watching them do it.

Garnate/Des: I'm counting them as one person, because together they would satisfy all my entertainment needs. Not sexually, you perverts.

Jelly: her relentless optimism would keep the rest of us from killing one another.

Jelly's optimistic attitude is a brilliant addition.

Skipper - JAJ, but only if he dresses like Jack Sparrow and brings rum.

Gilligan - Smoov. I'd call him my little buddy.

The Professor - Colonel Hogan because he could probably order JAJ and Smoov to build a bridge to land or something.

Mary Ann - 1HF, I want her pie.

Ginger - Garnate. Duh.

Mmmmm pie.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Optimists taste like chicken.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Stickman I got you, I'll protect yall. Pookie little buddy?

 

[Pookie]

Stickman I got you, I'll protect yall. Pookie little buddy?

Yeah, affectionately though.

 

[1HF]

Perg and or Thor: They're both outdoorsy and awesome, plus I think they'd be great company. They can keep me entertained and teach me survival skills, which I think would be great fun.

dolf: She can read me bedtime stories in that lovely voice of hers and help me keep the menfolk in line.

Garnate: Laughter is important. That sarcastic cunt would keep me amused for a long time.

richard_daily: Well, I'm going to need a sex slave.

Des: Intelligent, entertaining and adorable. Yes, please!

 

[Fata Morgana]

in case you run out of food?

Hog roast!

 

[Lancecastor]

two things I don't know.

#1 your skill set.
#2, who mary ann is.

#2

http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/dawn_wells/images/photo27.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

Yeah, affectionately though.

Affectionate like since I'm a idiot you are going to guide me, or affectionate like I'm going to keep you up all night? Youngin got stamina.

 

[Pookie]

Affectionate like since I'm a idiot you are going to guide me, or affectionate like I'm going to keep you up all night? Youngin got stamina.

You're in the ballpark.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You're in the ballpark.

So can I hit a home run?

 

[Garnate]

perg - ex military, medical training, experienced in all manner of out doorsy shit, does courses on surviving in the wilderness & all that jazz. i'd quite like to live and he'd keep me alive.

trysail - he's no spring chicken, tis true, but he has more stamina than most men half his age, and he knows about the sea. if I ever want to reach the mainland, he's my guy.

skaout - another out doorsy type, good with water, etc. plus he builds shit, he's good with wood, and he works his arse off until the job is done. I want a hut and a boat and a shower.

1hf - she's tiny and she climbs trees. she can be our fruit monkey! also, gutting & skinning & cooking is messy. she'd probably enjoy it. lastly, she's cute and slutty and my cunt doesn't want to deal with skaout & perg playing dom tag team partners.

des - because all this practicality needs a balance, and his head is a library. with no radio or tv or internet or books, his voice will keep me sane.

Fuck you very much.

Perg, thor, and y=mx+b: to take care of the practicalities. Food, shelter, survival, etc etc. Even though I could do it myself, I'd rather enjoy watching them do it.

Garnate/Des: I'm counting them as one person, because together they would satisfy all my entertainment needs. Not sexually, you perverts.

Jelly: her relentless optimism would keep the rest of us from killing one another.

No no. I don't wanna be a punching bag.

I'll take the following:

1. Smoov- because he's awesome and he can protect me from rival gangs.

2. Aquagal- I need someone to make fun of the other islands with me.

3. Wife of Bath- she's preppy and she talks about cooking. And, well, her avatar.

4. Garnate- she's entertaining and fucking awesome.

5. Jelly- I need someone to be a nice liaison in case someone comes to rescue us.

Skipper - JAJ, but only if he dresses like Jack Sparrow and brings rum.

Gilligan - Smoov. I'd call him my little buddy.

The Professor - Colonel Hogan because he could probably order JAJ and Smoov to build a bridge to land or something.

Mary Ann - 1HF, I want her pie.

Ginger - Garnate. Duh.

Perg and or Thor: They're both outdoorsy and awesome, plus I think they'd be great company. They can keep me entertained and teach me survival skills, which I think would be great fun.

dolf: She can read me bedtime stories in that lovely voice of hers and help me keep the menfolk in line.

Garnate: Laughter is important. That sarcastic cunt would keep me amused for a long time.

richard_daily: Well, I'm going to need a sex slave.

Des: Intelligent, entertaining and adorable. Yes, please!

I've never wanted to be stranded on an island before today. This would be fucking amazing.

 

[dolf]

Fuck you very much.

bitch please! you are for decorative purposes only, and i'm fighting for survival here.

 

[CandiCame]

There's a certain sense of pride that comes from the sweet simplicity of not being wished certain death on a deserted island. Nobody hates me BAD ENOUGH that given the chance to hypothetically teleport me away from society, they wouldn't. That's sweet in the laziest possible way.

 

[smoothg103rd]

There's a certain sense of pride that comes from the sweet simplicity of not being wished certain death on a deserted island. Nobody hates me BAD ENOUGH that given the chance to hypothetically teleport me away from society, they wouldn't. That's sweet in the laziest possible way.

Or maybe no one likes you GOOD ENOUGH to spend the rest of their days with you.

 

[Garnate]

bitch please! you are for decorative purposes only, and i'm fighting for survival here.

You have hurt me today.

 

[Mischka]

Peregrinator - ex military, medical training, experienced in all manner of out doorsy shit, does courses on surviving in the wilderness & all that jazz. i'd quite like to live and he'd keep me alive.

trysail - he's no spring chicken, tis true, but he has more stamina than most men half his age, and he knows about the sea. if I ever want to reach the mainland, he's my guy.

skaout - another out doorsy type, good with water, etc. plus he builds shit, he's good with wood, and he works his arse off until the job is done. I want a hut and a boat and a shower.

1hf - she's tiny and she climbs trees. she can be our fruit monkey! also, gutting & skinning & cooking is messy. she'd probably enjoy it. lastly, she's cute and slutty and my cunt doesn't want to deal with skaout & perg playing dom tag team partners.

des - because all this practicality needs a balance, and his head is a library. with no radio or tv or internet or books, his voice will keep me sane.

This is a well thought out list. Peregrinator was the first name that came to my mind as well when I read the question. But I want to shoehorn y = mx+b into the mix, though, as another handy eye candy man who will bring lots of ropes and knives, for survival and kink. And yossi because she can tag team with Des to keep us wittily entertained. And Fata if Des is coming, so we can hear them speak all soothing and English-like, plus she'll have cheese for when we first arrive. And Garnate for the mosquito-repellant abilities, plus I'll need a drinking partner in crime. And evesdream because she's whip smart and in healthy shape for keeping our small society going. And spacekowboy because he seems a natural protector-type, and to be utterly shallow, he'd be aces as our fuckboy. Have to keep everyone happy at the orgies. And pointless, because he's most likely to find which native plants can happily and safely fuck us up the best. And Dionysian Beast, because every desert island needs a hirsute muscular man. And Paendragon because of his new av. And Lancecastor because everyone getting along would be dull and utterly un-Lit-like. And islandman because we'll need a native to lead us.

Yes, that's more than five. I figure natural selection will whittle us down soon enough.

Ginger: Mischka, provided she brings her liquor cabinet.

Mary Ann: Dolf, because she didn't list me.

Gilligan: Killswitch, because everyone loves a drag show on Saturday nite.

The Professor: Old Weird Harold, because he knows everything.

Mrs. Howell: Laurel, because we can BBQ her kitties.

You only want me for my liquor? Sigh ...

Lemme see, maybe Mona, Aqua, Mischka, Fata, and Smiley. I generally prefer the company of dames. If one of them can't make it, I'll take the JAJ as wingman.

Not that this doesn't sound like a lovely group, but if I have the option of not getting stranded on a desert island, I'll go ahead and RSVP my regrets. Have fun with JAJ.