SubJoe, I Miss You!

[OhMissScarlett]

*giggle*

They don't realize it's German for "The Homos" ?

LMAO! That's how you can tell the difference, mine is written in German.

 

[CharleyH]

Joe: Let me lend you my hand. Sweet, soft and powerful

 

[carsonshepherd]

Scarlett, you are so stalkeriffic.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*le sigh*

How I long for Joe right now. Joe! Why have you forsaken us? I miss you!!!!

 

[minsue]

*le sigh*

How I long for Joe right now. Joe! Why have you forsaken us? I miss you!!!!

We need to make you a little Joe doll for nights like this, Carson.

 

[carsonshepherd]

We need to make you a little Joe doll for nights like this, Carson.

*strokes the dolly*

 

[minsue]

*strokes the dolly*

That would sound sweet in a context other than a porn board....

 

[carsonshepherd]

That would sound sweet in a context other than a porn board....

I begged Joe to come see me while he was over here.... he wouldn't do it, said 1100 miles was "too far" *weep*

 

[yui]

*strokes the dolly*

This mental image disturbs me for some reason… http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/sir-smiledubbioso.gif

 

[shereads]

I'm afraid Joe's absence is my fault. I asked him not to use too much electricity while he's in the U.S. America's 30% of the world's limited energy sources has to last us until we all get tired of our enormous sport utility vehicles.

If Sub Joe would at least support the U.S. economy by paying $300 to see Billy Crystal, it would be different. As it is, he's drinking our liquor like there's no tomorrow and he's not even an experienced au pair.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Now it all makes sense.

 

[minsue]

I think that is the only disturbing one of your AVs, Carson, though I'm not sure why. Lighting, maybe?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think that is the only disturbing one of your AVs, Carson, though I'm not sure why. Lighting, maybe?

Uhhh maybe because it's my actual face and it blinds you?

 

[Dar~]

Uhhh maybe because it's my actual face and it blinds you?

I thought it was cool, very handsome man, should put yourself up there more.

 

[minsue]

Uhhh maybe because it's my actual face and it blinds you?

It's a nice face, not the face that's disturbing. The colors mess with my lil goosey mind. Blacklight?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Contrast/hue adjustment.

 

[yui]

It's a nice face, not the face that's disturbing. The colors mess with my lil goosey mind. Blacklight?

Are the colors are a wee bit zombie-ish, maybe? Pretty face, bad skin tone?

 

[minsue]

Pretty face, bad skin tone?

I get that a lot....

 

[yui]

I get that a lot....

*snort* Pretty face and lovely skin even when you're Goose in Blue.

 

[rikaaim]

*snort* Pretty face and lovely skin even when you're Goose in Blue.

I just think the blue tone is due to entirely too much fun with ice cubes and the lack of putting them away.

Or...

It could just be the paint on latex again.

 

[yui]

I just think the blue tone is due to entirely too much fun with ice cubes and the lack of putting them away.

Or...

It could just be the paint on latex again.

Feeling frisky tonight, eh, pasha?

 

[Dar~]

I just think the blue tone is due to entirely too much fun with ice cubes and the lack of putting them away.

Or...

It could just be the paint on latex again.

Hello, latex paint, how come no one tells me these things??

 

[minsue]

*snort* Pretty face and lovely skin even when you're Goose in Blue.

Easy to say with blurry cheap-ass-webcam pics....

Carson, are you gonna make me beg in public?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Easy to say with blurry cheap-ass-webcam pics....

Carson, are you gonna make me beg in public?

beg all you want this is as good as it gets.

I have no more pictures.

 

[minsue]

beg all you want this is as good as it gets.

I have no more pictures.

Time for a telethon. We need to get this man a digital camera.