Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

 

[Peter_Out]

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Well I had a good time!

 

[Tallulah82]

What a week. Yay for Friday.

Well I had a good time!

You can chase me anytime, wearing anything including an inflatable dino costume

 

[Jodaily]

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Sheeit gurl, once you heard about how dino’s were hung you were doing the chasing! “ Here boy, nice dino. Mamas got a tasty snack for you.”

 

[Tallulah82]

Hellloooo Saturday!

Ok, I'm writing this when it's now already dark again but hey, I have shit to do when I first wake up!

Once the house was quiet at 2pm (the magic number in our household), I went for a nap. Now, I did have a quick wank because it helps me fall asleep (am I a dude?) but then I ended up having a sex dream about my husband. I woke up a bit grrrr but now can't act on it for hours again. I haven't told him yet, I'll keep it for when I can use it properly without being constantly interrupted.

So, for now, I shall distract myself by coming onto a sex site... This may not be a good idea... No, it's ok, it's a writing site! I am here in my capacity as a writer. Phew. Close call.

 

[tallladiesman]

Hellloooo Saturday!

Ok, I'm writing this when it's now already dark again but hey, I have shit to do when I first wake up!

Once the house was quiet at 2pm (the magic number in our household), I went for a nap. Now, I did have a quick wank because it helps me fall asleep (am I a dude?) but then I ended up having a sex dream about my husband. I woke up a bit grrrr but now can't act on it for hours again. I haven't told him yet, I'll keep it for when I can use it properly without being constantly interrupted.

So, for now, I shall distract myself by coming onto a sex site... This may not be a good idea... No, it's ok, it's a writing site! I am here in my capacity as a writer. Phew. Close call.

Keep on edging, it will make the release even better when it arrives

 

[Jodaily]

Hellloooo Saturday!

Ok, I'm writing this when it's now already dark again but hey, I have shit to do when I first wake up!

Once the house was quiet at 2pm (the magic number in our household), I went for a nap. Now, I did have a quick wank because it helps me fall asleep (am I a dude?) but then I ended up having a sex dream about my husband. I woke up a bit grrrr but now can't act on it for hours again. I haven't told him yet, I'll keep it for when I can use it properly without being constantly interrupted.

So, for now, I shall distract myself by coming onto a sex site... This may not be a good idea... No, it's ok, it's a writing site! I am here in my capacity as a writer. Phew. Close call.

Quick wank. Now you’re sounding like me. Quick wank and a nap. Sounds good, I’m in.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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No... if I'm dreaming about someone there's a 99% chance it was raunchy.

 

[Tallulah82]

Quick wank. Now you’re sounding like me. Quick wank and a nap. Sounds good, I’m in, and out and asleep.

There, fixed it for you.

They are very functional. I will always promote sleep-inducing wanks.

 

[Tallulah82]

No... if I'm dreaming about someone there's a 99% chance it was raunchy.

Hey. I have no judgement on how you like your dino porn. You do you.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[Jodaily]

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Ok, now that’s funny!! Woohoo!

 

[Jodaily]

There, fixed it for you.

They are very functional. I will always promote sleep-inducing wanks.

Yeah, thanks for that. I must have fallen asleep before I got to the end of the line there.

 

[Tallulah82]

 

[deft]

I'm here for tits, not torment... fuck's sake

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm here for tits, not torment... fuck's sake

You clicked on this thread. Your rights dissolved the minute you hit that button. I shall torment in any way I see fit, and only the strongest who survives shall be smothered by tits.

 

[Jodaily]

You clicked on this thread. Your rights dissolved the minute you hit that button. I shall torment in any way I see fit, and only the strongest who survives shall be smothered by tits.

Ooh ooh ooh, pick me. Please oh please

 

[Jodaily]

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I wish I were a lion, and be both strong and hung.
I’d lick you til you quivered, then poke you in the bung.

 

[Apisto42]

You clicked on this thread. Your rights dissolved the minute you hit that button. I shall torment in any way I see fit, and only the strongest who survives shall be smothered by tits.

I will be strong.

Just remember: For Frodo.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You clicked on this thread. Your rights dissolved the minute you hit that button. I shall torment in any way I see fit, and only the strongest who survives shall be smothered by tits.

Pfft you torment!

I don't think you have it in you!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

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Ah that might explain my urge for stuffed salmon!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

You clicked on this thread. Your rights dissolved the minute you hit that button. I shall torment in any way I see fit, and only the strongest who survives shall be smothered by tits.

Rawr!!

"Cheers"

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Where's T?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Where's T?

Probably asleep right now!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Probably asleep right now!

I imagined her on a secret mission. Infiltrating whoever her enemies are and smothering them with her boobs. Her foes at least die happy. So, in a way, she's bringing love to the world.