Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Shhhh!! You’re not supposed to give it away! I would have thought you of all people would be good with secrets!!!

There are 7 fucking people who know who I am. I couldn't make it 6 fucking months. How good am I?

 

[Apisto42]

There are 7 fucking people who know who I am. I couldn't make it 6 fucking months. How good am I?

I don’t know who you are. But then again I don’t care. I just love you for the obnoxious alt that you are. A massive wanker.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I don’t know who you are. But then again I don’t care. I just love you for the obnoxious alt that you are. A massive wanker.

Thank you. You have just helped me earn credits toward continuing to fucking exist.


Where the fuck is @Tallulah82? (Again) Another excursion?


Yeah. I miss you even if you. Even if you don't fuck alts.

 

[Tallulah82]

Thank you. You have just helped me earn credits toward continuing to fucking exist.


Where the fuck is @Tallulah82? (Again) Another excursion?


Yeah. I miss you even if you. Even if you don't fuck alts.

Where's T?

My goodness, don't you have enough entertainment on here? I was busy! Such a needy little boy.

 

[Tallulah82]

There are 7 fucking people who know who I am. I couldn't make it 6 fucking months. How good am I?

I am disgusted that I am not one of the Chosen 7.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I am disgusted that I am not one of the Chosen 7.

You’ve gotta guess right!

 

[Tallulah82]

You’ve gotta guess right!

Ugh. That's effort!

I like stuff to fall into my lap.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I am disgusted that I am not one of the Chosen 7.

You’ve gotta guess right!

Ugh. That's effort!

I like stuff to fall into my lap.

Cheeky is one of the fucking chosen but you need to have the "grilling" skills of a fucking prosecuting attorney like she does. She had me on the fucking docket for hours until I broke

 

[Tallulah82]

Cheeky is one of the fucking chosen but you need to have the "grilling" skills of a fucking prosecuting attorney like she does. She had me on the fucking docket for hours until I broke

And you loved every minute of it. I know, I have a sense of these things.

 

[MrPimms]

A grilled alt always goes well with cheese.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

And you loved every minute of it. I know, I have a sense of these things.

THAT is not my fucking kink

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

A grilled alt always goes well with cheese.

Fuck off laundry boy...wait......

...not around my laundry. K?

 

[Tallulah82]

Fuck off laundry boy...wait......

...not around my laundry. K?

Why am I suddenly reminded of the scene in Porky's where Kim Cattrall's character gets mad horny about the stinky socks?

(I suddenly fear I'm misremembering this scene and exposing my own kinks...)

 

[MrPimms]

Fuck off laundry boy...wait......

...not around my laundry. K?

Your laundry smells of cigars, good single malt.

 

[MrPimms]

Why am I suddenly reminded of the scene in Porky's where Kim Cattrall's character gets mad horny about the stinky socks?

(I suddenly fear I'm misremembering this scene and exposing my own kinks...)

I thought I was the one who got “mad horny” over stinky socks?

Umm. You wanna launder my socks some time?

(I think that’s the best chat up line ever, I’m keeping that one)

 

[Tallulah82]

Your laundry smells of cigars, good single malt.

Rawr.

 

[hairball18]

Ugh. That's effort!

I like stuff to fall into my lap.

I seem to be falling.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Ugh. That's effort!

I like stuff to fall into my lap.

You weren't paying attention. I posted the face of "the other" not long ago. Tsk, tsk.

 

[Tallulah82]

You weren't paying attention. I posted the face of "the other" not long ago. Tsk, tsk.

Nope. I don't actually pay much attention to anything on Lit. I know you're disappointed that I'm not even trying to stalk you but I will one day. Probably. Maybe. I'll see if I can fit it in my calendar in 2026.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Nope. I don't actually pay much attention to anything on Lit. I know you're disappointed that I'm not even trying to stalk you but I will one day. Probably. Maybe. I'll see if I can fit it in my calendar in 2026.

Oh fuck you

I'll probably be gone then anyhow.

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh fuck you

I'll probably be gone then anyhow.

Do you have a self-destruct button ready to press? Or is it on a timer? If this is an attempt at a pity e-bone then it'll only work if I have a deadline.

 

[Tallulah82]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone this applies to! I hope your turkeys are moist and your potatoes creamy. I'd highly recommend the mincemeat trifle that Rachel made one year on Friends...

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Do you have a self-destruct button ready to press? Or is it on a timer? If this is an attempt at a pity e-bone then it'll only work if I have a deadline.

I was having an off day for an alt. You're never going to get fucking rid of me.

But ultimately as you wish m'lady.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone this applies to! I hope your turkeys are moist and your potatoes creamy. I'd highly recommend the mincemeat trifle that Rachel made one year on Friends...

Reading your post brings to mind a different kind of cream than that from potatoes

 

[Tallulah82]