Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[PotNoodle79]

I'm humbugging all over the fact that you got shitfaced and you didn't think it a good idea to send me drunk dick or a voice message blubbering over how good your life has been since I barged my way into it.

*sulks*

Nah, if you had kids you'd just drink more... That's not my coping strategy. Honest!

I was so drunk I would have needed to Sellotape a pencil to it to get it hard.

 

[Tallulah82]

I was so drunk I would have needed to Sellotape a pencil to it to get it hard.

Oh my god, you're such a tease!! I WANT TO SEEEEE THAT!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Oh my god, you're such a tease!! I WANT TO SEEEEE THAT!

it's an Ikea pencil, mind. Well used.

 

[Tallulah82]

it's an Ikea pencil, mind. Well used.

I'm so fucking wet for you right now.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I'm so fucking wet for you right now.

You're only human

 

[Tallulah82]

You're only human

That's not what my Bot lover says...

 

[TXRafe]

 

[cheekygirl75]

Stole this one from the meme thread because it’s so relatable:

 

[Tallulah82]

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[hotoldrguy]