Tallulah82
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Oh my god, you're such a tease!! I WANT TO SEEEEE THAT!I was so drunk I would have needed to Sellotape a pencil to it to get it hard.
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Oh my god, you're such a tease!! I WANT TO SEEEEE THAT!I was so drunk I would have needed to Sellotape a pencil to it to get it hard.
it's an Ikea pencil, mind. Well used.Oh my god, you're such a tease!! I WANT TO SEEEEE THAT!
I'm so fucking wet for you right now.it's an Ikea pencil, mind. Well used.
You're only humanI'm so fucking wet for you right now.
That's not what my Bot lover says...You're only human
But an attempt at which one?
Let's just say one comes more naturally than the otherBut an attempt at which one?![]()

Do you do the whole listening to that song, the denim jacket thing? Enquiring minds.Well, it's nearly here! Am I ready? I think so? But I'm still not quite feeling the full Christmas vibes yet but now that everyone is home, I'm hoping that I'll relax into it. We keep things simple here as I don't care about keeping up appearances. We're not a matching PJ family and we go with the flow for what people want to do. And somehow most of our traditions revolve around food...
Though, I have just realised that I've not been Whammed yet!!!!
Personally, my favourite Christmas song is Shakin' Stevens 'Merry Christmas Everyone'. I'll never not sing along to it.![]()
Whammed?Well, it's nearly here! Am I ready? I think so? But I'm still not quite feeling the full Christmas vibes yet but now that everyone is home, I'm hoping that I'll relax into it. We keep things simple here as I don't care about keeping up appearances. We're not a matching PJ family and we go with the flow for what people want to do. And somehow most of our traditions revolve around food...
Though, I have just realised that I've not been Whammed yet!!!!
Personally, my favourite Christmas song is Shakin' Stevens 'Merry Christmas Everyone'. I'll never not sing along to it.![]()
I don't think I've been Whammed yet either... though I've actually mostly missed all Christmas music (shopping online for the win!)Well, it's nearly here! Am I ready? I think so? But I'm still not quite feeling the full Christmas vibes yet but now that everyone is home, I'm hoping that I'll relax into it. We keep things simple here as I don't care about keeping up appearances. We're not a matching PJ family and we go with the flow for what people want to do. And somehow most of our traditions revolve around food...
Though, I have just realised that I've not been Whammed yet!!!!
Personally, my favourite Christmas song is Shakin' Stevens 'Merry Christmas Everyone'. I'll never not sing along to it.![]()