Tallulah82
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It's a dude. It's ALWAYS wanking.

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It's a dude. It's ALWAYS wanking.

always found in boxes of broken biscuitsThey're one of the sturdiest fuckers in the cookie department. They're a childhood biscuit, cheap and tasty.
I was too caught up in reading to faff with the crumbs.
It does describe you.
Hey, lovely. I hope you're doing well. I know I'm behind on so many pm's - I'm blaming the July pm challenge, my box is a mess!It does describe you.
What a strange flex ..yeah yeah you're like so popularHey, lovely. I hope you're doing well. I know I'm behind on so many pm's - I'm blaming the July pm challenge, my box is a mess!![]()
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Really not.What a strange flex ..yeah yeah you're like so popular

You don't sayReally not.
But even if it was, I'm crappy at keeping up with interactions.![]()
It's the curse of wanting to be sociable, being raised to be polite, and also wanting to be left the fuck alone. Message me and spin the wheel of which mindset I'm in at that given moment.You don't say![]()

We are cut from the same hide.....of a cow with mad cow diseaseIt's the curse of wanting to be sociable, being raised to be polite, and also wanting to be left the fuck alone. Message me and spin the wheel of which mindset I'm in at that given moment.![]()
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Love you too, boo.We are cut from the same hide.....of a cow with mad cow disease

Just spent time in my new build space that will be mostly open kitchen/diner... the frame is up, the roof is mostly done though the skylight and french door spaces are still open gaps.
Have been measuring up and drawing on the floor to mark out internal stud walls of where I want the cloakroom, the boot room/storage, and the pantry.
This is getting real now!![]()
Ooo get you.. a range cooker, very Victorian!For those who know or care or don't care but are nosey...
I now have internal walls! The majority of it has been plastered. I also have a skylight, though the French doors remain elusive. I had a 'designer' radiator delivered the other day which is currently clogging up my hallway.
I'm still waiting for the council to actually greenlight the external doors (1800s house in a Conservation Area but my doorman is still confident it won't be a problem as I'm swapping out 70s doors for Victorian style as per the house).
Still far to go, but hoping to get kitchen designer in this coming week to confirm predicted dimensions. One day at a time. And I need to get my range cooker ordered!
This week, the plumber was uhmming and ahhhing with the builder about routes from the extension to the main house and when he saw the boiler he burst into a wide grin and said "Oh, we're laughing, you've got a Baxi 800. How posh are you?"Range cooker? Fancy fucker![]()
Yeah you did, baby