Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm coming down with a cold, I'm not sleeping well, and I have more shit to do than time and energy. I'm feeling the sass simmering. You've been warned!

 

[Sixfoot4again]

I'm coming down with a cold, I'm not sleeping well, and I have more shit to do than time and energy. I'm feeling the sass simmering. You've been warned!

Run!

 

[Tallulah82]

Story time!

Yesterday it was warm and so I had my car windows down as I drove. The road I was on has large speed bumps (the pillow type ones), and I misjudged the alignment slightly so one wheel went over more on one side than the other.

When I make silly mistakes like that, I normally entertain myself by making a noise - such as aaarghhh but in a non-angry way.

Well. There was a guy walking on the side of the road - on my window side. Without thinking, when I fucked up the speed bump challenge, I kind of rolled my head, and made a loud Aaaarggh sound that kind of ended up being projected out of the window in his direction.

I noticed him glance up at me for the split second before I was gone further down the road. And then I realised. This guy had seen a random looking woman (as I am) making weird noise out of her car window 'at' him.

And then something else occurred to me.

Sometimes my 'aarghh' sounds a bit more like a sheep.

So.. I basically catcalled a dude with either a sheep sound or a roar sound.

I laughed, and then every time I recalled it on the drive home, I laughed again.

Simple things in life.

 

[Booboobear84]

You've been waiting for me to pop back up to hit me with that? Oh, booboo, you know you're boobooest of all booooobs... (that sounds like an insult, I know. It isn't. Honest!)

If you think I'm capable of waiting, or planning a response you vastly overestimate me (low bar, I know).

 

[Sixfoot4again]

Story time!

Yesterday it was warm and so I had my car windows down as I drove. The road I was on has large speed bumps (the pillow type ones), and I misjudged the alignment slightly so one wheel went over more on one side than the other.

When I make silly mistakes like that, I normally entertain myself by making a noise - such as aaarghhh but in a non-angry way.

Well. There was a guy walking on the side of the road - on my window side. Without thinking, when I fucked up the speed bump challenge, I kind of rolled my head, and made a loud Aaaarggh sound that kind of ended up being projected out of the window in his direction.

I noticed him glance up at me for the split second before I was gone further down the road. And then I realised. This guy had seen a random looking woman (as I am) making weird noise out of her car window 'at' him.

And then something else occurred to me.

Sometimes my 'aarghh' sounds a bit more like a sheep.

So.. I basically catcalled a dude with either a sheep sound or a roar sound.

I laughed, and then every time I recalled it on the drive home, I laughed again.

Simple things in life.

I'd have thought the speed bump roll had caused a sensation 'elsewhere' resulting in your throttled odd noise.

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[Biggalute]

Story time!

Yesterday it was warm and so I had my car windows down as I drove. The road I was on has large speed bumps (the pillow type ones), and I misjudged the alignment slightly so one wheel went over more on one side than the other.

When I make silly mistakes like that, I normally entertain myself by making a noise - such as aaarghhh but in a non-angry way.

Well. There was a guy walking on the side of the road - on my window side. Without thinking, when I fucked up the speed bump challenge, I kind of rolled my head, and made a loud Aaaarggh sound that kind of ended up being projected out of the window in his direction.

I noticed him glance up at me for the split second before I was gone further down the road. And then I realised. This guy had seen a random looking woman (as I am) making weird noise out of her car window 'at' him.

And then something else occurred to me.

Sometimes my 'aarghh' sounds a bit more like a sheep.

So.. I basically catcalled a dude with either a sheep sound or a roar sound.

I laughed, and then every time I recalled it on the drive home, I laughed again.

Simple things in life.

I imagine he thought your aarhs! had preceded, if not caused, the speed bump misjudgement, or maybe that's just my mind

 

[Cwtchseeker]

 

[Tallulah82]

 

[Biggalute]

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Don't be giving us that old twaddle, how else do you stay so gorgeous?

 

[Tallulah82]

Don't be giving us that old twaddle, how else do you stay so gorgeous?

I run on chocolate, beer, and looking for sarcastic memes.



(whaddya want, you suckerer-upperer?)

 

[TXRafe]

I run on chocolate, beer, and looking for sarcastic memes.



(whaddya want, you suckerer-upperer?)

Here i thought it was cum and the souls of unsuspecting male Iisters.

 

[Tallulah82]

Here i thought it was cum and the souls of unsuspecting male Iisters.

That was the old me.

I'm different now...

 

[TXRafe]

That was the old me.

I'm different now...

I really liked the old you...sigh

 

[Tallulah82]

I really liked the old you...sigh

You saying you don't like me now???

Wanker.

But not over me.

 

[TXRafe]

You saying you don't like me now???

Wanker.

But not over me.

*checks archive*

 

[Biggalute]

I run on chocolate, beer, and looking for sarcastic memes.



(whaddya want, you suckerer-upperer?)

Honestly, I think if you're offering to suckermyupper then we should take it to DM's

 

[Cat]

I run on chocolate, beer, and looking for sarcastic memes.



(whaddya want, you suckerer-upperer?)

*Swoon*

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[Tallulah82]

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Thanks for the reminder

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[Cwtchseeker]

 

[Tallulah82]

Ok, for the stalkers and perverts who keep holding on and praying that I'll EVER post anything actually sexy (haha), I have recently posted a pic that'll be up for a short while (unless I forget about it which is not completely inconceivable)...

Hint. It's not on this thread.