Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[BadAmy]

I have never had a tittie thread.

 

[tallladiesman]

I have never had a tittie thread.

I never once looked at your tittie thread

 

[Mr_bogey]

I have never had a tittie thread.

I don't need to spend the rest of my afternoon combing thru lit's archives searching for undeleted Amy tit pics.

 

[BadAmy]

I never once looked at your tittie thread

Oh...the mammeries....

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I'm happy with how I look physically. I wouldn't change anything about me.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I can juggle 3 eggs at once.

 

[Mr_Underground]

I have a deep emotional connection with my current slam piece.

 

[L1ter0t1ca33]

If I ever catch my wife even just being flirty with another guy there’s gonna be some serious hell to pay!

 

[philos]

I'm happy and we'll adjusted.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I don't have even the slightest attraction to sexy bodies sheathed in fishnet, lace, and sheer bits of nylon. Nope.
Hate it.
Yep.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I place the utmost faith in Punxsutawney Phil’s weather predictions. It’s a wonderful tradition.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I love visiting quaint little out-of-the-way places in the U.S., like Arkansas.

 

[sally_sparrow]

I cannot wait to prepare my taxes.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Intellectualism bores me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Intellectualism bores me.

I know, right? Me too.

Maybe it's because it all goes right over my head.

 

[stepdog]

I prefer a cup of tea after work, rather than a beer.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'm really a pimp named Big P.O.P.P.A.

 

[MsLead]

I dont like any litsters....

 

[BadAmy]

I am as vanilla as a cupcake.

 

[MsLead]

I am not drooling at the meer mention of cupcake.....

 

[VoraciousValue]

I am the reincarnation of John Wayne. Not having as much success in this particular life.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

I am allergic to wax and therefore have never held a Crayola crayon in my life.

 

[Mtnmike]

I am as vanilla as a cupcake.

Now that brings some interesting thoughts

 

[kurrginatorX]

I have been heckling the mail carrier since February 1 with the hope of receiving a bloody valentine.

 

[BadAmy]

I am a stone cold bitch.


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