Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

I'm happy with how I look physically. I wouldn't change anything about me.
 
If I ever catch my wife even just being flirty with another guy there’s gonna be some serious hell to pay!
 
I don't have even the slightest attraction to sexy bodies sheathed in fishnet, lace, and sheer bits of nylon. Nope.
Hate it.
Yep.
 
I place the utmost faith in Punxsutawney Phil’s weather predictions. It’s a wonderful tradition.
 
I love visiting quaint little out-of-the-way places in the U.S., like Arkansas.
 
I have been heckling the mail carrier since February 1 with the hope of receiving a bloody valentine.
 
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