Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Kat73]

I have small tits.

 

[JerseyJade]

I have ambitions to become a nun

This did NOT make me laugh.

I work out 13 hours a day

or this.

 

[MRSassySheDevil]

I once put my finger in the bunghole of an elephant.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'm overly driven.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I once made out with Scarlett Johansson.

 

[MRSassySheDevil]

I once made out with Scarlett Johansson.

Silly bloke

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I wear granny panties and all my shoes are flat lace ups

 

[Ziggins]

I am as smart as I think I am.

 

[Taegul]

My headache is so much fun it's making my nipples hard just thinking about it.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I hate being so tall that I always get stuck cleaning the top of the refrigerator!

 

[MsLead]

I love crowds...I just really revel pushing and screaming thru throngs of people...

 

[Misshotndeep]

I have a huggggggeeeee dick. Rofl

 

[Jada59]

I am not going into the kitchen for tuna casserole.

 

[LeinadVirgo]

I'm sober and not inversely kinky and horny

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Boy, this bouncing back after a breakup is easier than i remembered!

I don't miss him at all.

In fact, i haven't given him a single thought in... seven weeks, tomorrow.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Silly bloke

Can't blame a guy for daydreaming!

 

[Ziggins]

I have a huggggggeeeee dick. Rofl

Is that a size or an act of hugging?

 

[Kat73]

I love drama and seek it out every time I'm here.

 

[DarkSimian]

Water's wet, the sky is blue, and I still love my job

 

[Kat73]

Water's wet, the sky is blue, and I still love my job

I've never had sex with this man.

 

[DarkSimian]

I've never had sex with this man.

I have never received a BJ from this woman

 

[Kat73]

I have never received a BJ from this woman

This man has never given me an orgasm so mind blowing that I cried.

 

[Taegul]

I am a huge Bernie Bro and we are taking the White House in 2020!

Woo Hoo! Yeah baby!!!

Bernie 2020!!! MACA!!!!

Make America Communist Again!!! Hillary can't stop us twice in a row! Woo Hoo!

 

[MsLead]

I love conflict....and gas lighters and heated debate and defending my views.

 

[Kat73]

I am a horrible cook. I can burn water.