Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[cocokittysurprise]

My ass is 40% titanium.

 

[EctoJohn]

 

[smtst5]

My motivation is off the charts tonight

 

[Apisto42]

I’ve never been to AmPics.

 

[SusanHoward]

I don’t have a furry bunny.

 

[Graybear1826]

I hate pointless flirting.

 

[EctoJohn]

I own and operate a KFC franchise.

 

[Taegul]

I promise to post the winning Powerball numbers in advance for the next drawing as soon as five different women have sent me boob pics.

It pays to be psychotic psychic.