Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Strixaluco]

I am definitely interested in patriarchists

 

[subdudeme13]

I am definitely interested in patriarchists

I knew that!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I have so many people that care about me on here.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I have a totally normal sleep schedule that no one ever questions. Not even me

 

[Naughtylo]

I'm a three legged pirate from Cornwall.

 

[Japansurfer]

I am a work-aholic that’s spends all his time being productive. I made millions from Bitcoin and never ever think about porn

 

[Qky75]

I have to hide from throngs of adoring women. Their squeals of "squisheeeee" cause too much commotion.

 

[Taegul]

Taylor Swift asked me to be her valentine this year, but I had to decline because I already volunteered to host a sexaholic workshop for women on the 14th.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't care.

 

[JackKingOff]

My heart is made of steel!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I'm a proud life-long Republican voter.

 

[bobb_sledd]

I know where all the bodies are buried.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I never feel alone in the world.
(Not sad, more sarcastic)

 

[SavannaT]

I only ever wanna have sex with my husband, I value my marital vows too much to cheat on him.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am in a stressed out and uptight mood with my kitten climbing up onto my chest, curled up and sleeping while purring loudly...grrrr...

 

[lil_jenni]

I love all the romantic shit expected on Valentine's Day, and I don't have to at all force myself to accept that Hubby likes it and wants me to like it too.

 

[Taegul]

This year for Valentine's Day, I'm putting make-up and a wig on my right hand and taking her out on a nice date.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Champion bowler right here.. weird brace on my hand and bowling ball bag.. and all..

 

[Japansurfer]

Champion bowler right here.. weird brace on my hand and bowling ball bag.. and all..

Towel to shine those balls?
https://tenor.com/view/balls-polishing-dude-lebowski-jesus-gif-23496855

 

[lindi_85]

This year for Valentine's Day, I'm putting make-up and a wig on my right hand and taking her out on a nice date.

The title of the thread is tell lies… . Honestly Tae

 

[Taegul]

The title of the thread is tell lies… . Honestly Tae

It is a lie, Lindi. I'm left-handed.

Ok, that was a lie. I'm actually ambidextrous.

Threesome!!!!!

 

[lindi_85]

I’m fighting men off with a stick
(How does one date these days? AFAF)

 

[Wren200]

I am not horny and anytime I am there us always someone to help me.

 

[Wren200]

I don't care about that.

Also, I'm having an absolutely fabulous fucking day, and experience shows that it will only get better.

I hope your day get worse.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I’m super disappointed to be home day from work due to the weather.