Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

I am a work-aholic that’s spends all his time being productive. I made millions from Bitcoin and never ever think about porn
 
I have to hide from throngs of adoring women. Their squeals of "squisheeeee" cause too much commotion.
 
Taylor Swift asked me to be her valentine this year, but I had to decline because I already volunteered to host a sexaholic workshop for women on the 14th.
 
I am in a stressed out and uptight mood with my kitten climbing up onto my chest, curled up and sleeping while purring loudly...grrrr...:giggle:
 
I love all the romantic shit expected on Valentine's Day, and I don't have to at all force myself to accept that Hubby likes it and wants me to like it too.
 
This year for Valentine's Day, I'm putting make-up and a wig on my right hand and taking her out on a nice date. :heart:
 
Champion bowler right here.. weird brace on my hand and bowling ball bag.. and all.. 😜
 
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