Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Jodaily]

I was once in the running for Mister America. They bumped me because they wanted a fairer contest.

 

[EctoJohn]

I once built a "log" cabin entirely out of recycled plastic bottles.

 

[JessiQueVix]

I dont like to go out and i am introvert

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I’m shy and intimidated easily

 

[Sunlover102]

I'm so wonderful, the sun shines out of my ass.

 

[UKSilverFox]

Once tried, never forgotten.

 

[MrPimms]

I have never had an impure thought

 

[EctoJohn]

I was born and raised in Florida.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm so shy and retiring, you'll never know I'm around...

 

[Jodaily]

I’m never a sarcastic smartass in my classes

 

[TheMrBurns]

I am a militant vegan and PETA supporter.

 

[MrPimms]

I once took a role in a one man show with Sir John Gielgud, Patrick Stewart, and Richard Burton.

 

[kellyt1994]

I am a militant vegan and PETA supporter.

Just remembered that bow season for militant vegans and PETA supporters starts Saturday.

 

[Jodaily]

Just remembered that bow season for bow hunters starts Saturday.

 

[kellyt1994]

Time Out 4 True Story: I really have played hunting games. But apparently throwing a casting net from the back of a 4-wheeler is even harder than you might think. It was disappointing for all.

 

[EctoJohn]

I was on a Daytona 500 pit crew.

 

[kellyt1994]

I was on a Daytona 500 pit crew.

Recently applied for fluffer on a pit crew. Really blew the first interview but got a call-back anyway.

 

[Jodaily]

Worked in this pit crew. I was all for the call back, for above said reason.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

My first thread on The playground was a dud.

 

[Starscream_UK]

I have the body of a Sasquatch in my garage...

 

[lil_jenni]

I have never fucked or sucked a guy without knowing his name.

 

[Jodaily]

I would never allow a nice looking woman that I don’t know to suck me.

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

Size doesn't matter.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I don't miss someone very much.

 

[Gamine67]

My distinctive earlobe is proof I’m a direct descendent of Charlemagne.