Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have so many e-women here on lit, I really do not have time to play with them all...

 

[EctoJohn]

This is my first post on Literotica's forums.

 

[kellyt1994]

I've never lain with a cucumber.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I loooooove Monday morning meetings.

 

[Trubbycat]

Sex toy companies are competing for me to allow my dick to be cast for a dildo.

 

[mrdeeds7625]

I'm really a go getter on Monday's!

 

[EctoJohn]

I drive a replica of the Ecto-1, the Ghostbuster's car, everywhere I go.
Even to the convenience store.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I have so many man crushes that the Day 21 challenge was impossible

 

[Taegul]

I am in possession of The Epstein Files and have read through everything. The list of popular figures involved is truly staggering. Everyone might be interested to know that one person had more than two dozen trips to "Epstein Island" and countless "parties" with the now infamous financier, and the hundreds of photographic and video evidence are sure to devastate not only his career, but his entire life. And that person is none other than...

*User Taegul has gone offline*
*User TotallyNotTaegul has also gone offline, so don't even try him....ahem....her*

 

[EctoJohn]

I own a piano that was once owned by Freddie Mercury.

 

[kellyt1994]

These pretzels are making me thirsty

 

[Mrtenant]

I always lie. Usually

 

[kellyt1994]

Got fired from the IRS this morning.

 

[lilmissdarling]

My real name is Monica.... Monica Lewinsky.

 

[William_Afton_1]

And ......
I'm Batman

 

[deft]

I am the walrus.

 

[EctoJohn]

I like to write exclusively with those pens that have multiple different colors.

 

[Dashabout]

I have never been handcuffed.

 

[lil_jenni]

I did not swallow a load this morning. And cum is yucky and gross and ewww...

 

[lil_jenni]

I did not swallow a load this morning. And cum is yucky and gross and ewww...

Oh, and I certainly did not make Hubby late for work.

And I did not think about what I'd had in my mouth just a couple hours before the dental hygienest had her fingers all in there this morning.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm posting this from home because I couldn't decide which corporate office I felt like being at today.

 

[Taegul]

I have traveled back in time from hundreds of years in the future to share a dire warning with all humankind.
The hedgehogs have taken over the planet and are annhilating all resistance worldwide. They are ruthless in their quest for world domination and have killed billions. You must stop them now....in your current time....before they become too powerful. It's not too late, but you have to act NOW!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a time traveler from 5 minutes from now.

 

[Noor]

I love bras, make up, doing my hairs and washing dishes

 

[EctoJohn]

I am an expert linguist.