Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[awired50]

I can't wait until Monday.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have eaten at least one type of every international currency.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I'm an animal trainer

 

[lockandkeys]

I never wake up with a hangover, vowing never to drink wine again

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I am a real boy

 

[sunset_dreaming]

I am a trained animal....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm a plant. Go, go photosynthesis!

... Crap, it's night, dammit

 

[AnaisInGreece]

I’ve not said sorry in the last year!

 

[J64stephenson]

My middle name is penetration

 

[awired50]

I will not cum today.

 

[Naughtylo]

I once visited Mars on my skateboard.

 

[awired50]

I do not want to cyber.

 

[lockandkeys]

I haven't been daydreaming about a certain someone doing certain things to me all morning

 

[SusanHoward]

Well I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is what I’d truly like to be…

 

[69Explorer]

I drive a 1964 Buick Skylark in Metallic Mint Green.

Do you know the ignition timing sequence ???

 

[redcalling]

I understand women

 

[angelofthenorth]

That i'm actually a nice person

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I understand women

I can fully empathize and care for every last human being.

 

[EctoJohn]

I once flew like Superman.