Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[cheekygirl75]

I’m totally not thinking about the job I applied for two days ago… I’m patient!

 

[EctoJohn]

I just punched out my entire local police force and got away with it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't care.

 

[Noone45]

I hate masterbating
I'll never do it
Never

 

[Abeona1]

I’m totally not thinking about the job I applied for two days ago… I’m patient!

Good luck, fingers crossed for you. You'll nail it.

 

[Abeona1]

I can't wait to get out of my warm bed, into the cold, to get even colder at the local pool. Go me!!!!
The things you do for friends

 

[awired50]

I am not aroused.

 

[Petereater]

God, I’m so sick of sex, it’s like enough is enough!

 

[Cat]

I am so good at relaxing, that I was invited to make a TED talk and published a bestselling book!

 

[awired50]

I am relaxing with Cat

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I am the publisher for @Cat best selling book.

 

[awired50]

I purchased 10 copies.

 

[EctoJohn]

I just went streaking past your home.

 

[lockandkeys]

I invented Fridays

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm warm and energetic! Whee!!!

 

[awired50]

Friday is my least favorite day.

 

[snexxer]

I have 5 cats, a dog, a hamster and 5 aquariums.

 

[RDM97756]

I am the worlds best DJ

 

[EctoJohn]

I am always aroused.
Makes for some embarrassing situations.

 

[lockandkeys]

I let the dogs out.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

I let the dogs out.

…and I fed them

 

[EctoJohn]

I refuse to wear socks or shoes at any time.

 

[J64stephenson]

Im knot going to rub my cock now

 

[awired50]

I do not have an erection this morning.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am so happy to still be awake...