Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[AnaisInGreece]

I have never ever missed a flight or connection. My flight record is perfect

 

[Wand3rlust]

Noone has me on ignore

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Noone has me on ignore

No. It's your alt they have on ignore I think

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I am feeling good right now

 

[snexxer]

I have never had an accident in all 51 years of my life.

 

[Chatgetsme]

I am one of the only people in the world who came from self love last night

 

[EctoJohn]

I have the speedrun record for the official Dirty Dancing video game.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I can fly unaided!

 

[Blackbird93]

I hate the attention that I am getting from friends and co-workers because I lost over 120 pounds.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I counted to infinity…twice

 

[Deadbed1968]

I can split atoms with a mallet and chisel

 

[Deadbed1968]

I hate the attention that I am getting from friends and co-workers because I lost over 120 pounds.

Congratulations, though you hate that, right?!?

 

[Xerxes82]

I certainly did not spend all day thinking about her with her top off. No sir.

 

[EctoJohn]

I once was a nude model.

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I’m never late

 

[EctoJohn]

I wasn't here yesterday.

 

[Cindy027]

I find his posts so illuminating and no creep factor at all.

 

[snexxer]

I never read a negative post and think its about me.

 

[EctoJohn]

I live in panties.

 

[snexxer]

I live in panties.

You too.!

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I am an actual horse.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I have never eaten Welsh Cakes nor Bara Brith

 

[Tallulah82]

I have never eaten Welsh Cakes nor Bara Brith

LIAR! Oh, wait. TRUTHER!

Hmm. I'm confused now. It's a lie... so you haven't haven't eaten them. Right? You have? Not?


ME? I'm naked and covered in Welsh Cakes.

 

[Booboobear84]

LIAR! Oh, wait. TRUTHER!

Hmm. I'm confused now. It's a lie... so you haven't haven't eaten them. Right? You have? Not?


ME? I'm naked and covered in Welsh Cakes.

Untrue, I've eaten them off of you

 

[Cwtchseeker]

LIAR! Oh, wait. TRUTHER!

Hmm. I'm confused now. It's a lie... so you haven't haven't eaten them. Right? You have? Not?


ME? I'm naked and covered in Welsh Cakes

It’s certainly a look …