Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I have better things to do.

 

[jason28053]

I hate being seen naked

 

[LeSabreur]

I hate seeing other people naked!

 

[EctoJohn]

I have tattoos all over my body.

 

[jason28053]

Well I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is what I’d truly like to be…

I recall this joke

 

[PotNoodle79]

I'm fiiiiiiiiine. No, really!

 

[EctoJohn]

I have recorded a cover of every Elton John song.

 

[Taegul]

I, and my research team, am the true reason that Rudolph had a red nose. We knew that our genetic experiments on reindeer were a dangerous science and the acts we performed on Rudolph's parents are unspeakable. I am totally ashamed now of what we did. But we created a reindeer with a glowing red nose! Was all the reindeer experimentation and torture worth it? What would Christmas be without Rudolph? I guess history will be the judge of our actions. May God have mercy on my soul.

 

[awired50]

i'm never horny on Mondays.

 

[LeSabreur]

I was born in a small fishing village in Kansas.

 

[NudieUser]

I’ve never been in a police station

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

I’m still a virgin…

 

[snexxer]

I have so much sex.