Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

EctoJohn · Thursday at 6:50 AM

I am a master of karate and friendship.

sunset_dreaming · 2025-12-12T10:07:48+0000

I once fought the law. ….,and won

EctoJohn · 2025-12-12T18:20:04+0000

I used my time traveling ability to watch Lincoln get shot.

SirCorneliusWankumbush · 2025-12-12T18:35:37+0000

I shot the sheriff and the deputy.

awired50 · 2025-12-12T18:43:13+0000

I hate Fridays.

Asilverfox23 · 2025-12-12T18:44:59+0000

I don’t have a narratophilia kink…

EctoJohn · 2025-12-12T21:47:44+0000

I jog negative miles every morning.

Xerxes82 · 2025-12-12T22:13:56+0000

I've never even once considered making a pass at her.

kathyisgr65 · 2025-12-12T22:15:23+0000

im just here til the mothership picks me up

LeSabreur · 2025-12-12T23:44:07+0000

I rarely masturbate.

GetNerdy · 2025-12-13T01:38:48+0000

My productivity levels when I'm signed in to Lit are absolutely fine

MedicalMuse · 2025-12-13T01:49:05+0000

I just don’t care.

Wand3rlust · 2025-12-13T06:31:19+0000

me either.

Chatgetsme · 2025-12-13T06:42:22+0000

I am happy having no sex in the last week

Jjackstry · 2025-12-13T06:53:05+0000

I don't want women to worship me

Betty_Boobz · 2025-12-13T08:39:33+0000

I did not have an amazing orgasm last night

OldDirtyAltGuy · 2025-12-13T11:36:22+0000

I'm a peach

OldDirtyAltGuy · 2025-12-13T11:41:24+0000

MedicalMuse said:
I just don’t care.

Wand3rlust said:
me either.

Well that's fucking interesting. My experience is that you both ca...

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awired50 · 2025-12-13T11:54:37+0000

I'm not aroused this morning.

sunset_dreaming · 2025-12-13T12:11:05+0000

I should sleep as I have no reason to keep posting in here…

Sexy_Singer · 2025-12-13T12:29:44+0000

I like head banging music

awired50 · 2025-12-13T12:58:13+0000

It's hot here today.