Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

I hope I'm still working into my 90s.

 

[AlexBailey]

I hate soup and cats on sunny window sills on cold winter days.

 

[LAHomedog]

I've recorded duets with Lady Gaga

 

[AmberLGreen]

I like the previous poster

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

All my family and all my friends know that I write erotica stuff.

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

I really love those balloon sized boobs of all the superpetite manga girls.

 

[ydahecnot]

I did not giggle at the smackdown a few posts up

 

[ydahecnot]

I shit where I eat

 

[Taegul]

My farts in a jar business is really booming right now.

 

[Taegul]

I used to make a living singing in a Britney Spears tribute band but Hit Me Baby One More Time was just getting too dangerous for me.

 

[Cat]

I have won 23 international championships in curling, but had to stop - I had gotten allergic to ice.

 

[Taegul]

I have won 23 international championships in curling, but had to stop - I had gotten allergic to ice.

MrsNaughtyCat is posting. Sigh! Must be time for me to log off!

 

[Cat]

MrsNaughtyCat is posting. Sigh! Must be time for me to log off!

I never seem to think Teagul is funny

 

[lilsarah91]

I'm a virgin.

 

[Taegul]

Stepping in the boxing ring with Mike Tyson was almost as scary as the time I fought a Polar Bear at the zoo after he used mental telepathy to coax me into the habitat for what I thought was a Hawaiian pizza with extra pineapple, but turned out to be a rock with urine stains on it.

 

[pandaburr]

I’m like the coolest person to eva exist

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I'm a hard-boiled detective who left my job on the force when my partner went was killed during an investigation.

 

[Taegul]

I smoke 8 packs of cigarettes a day and sound like a frog when I talk.

 

[pandaburr]

I smoke 8 packs of cigarettes a day and sound like a frog when I talk.

Whoa same here! Twinning

 

[Taegul]

Whoa same here! Twinning

Well, look at the AVs. Even a blind person can see the similarities.

 

[pandaburr]

Well, look at the AVs. Even a blind person can see the similarities.

Mad facts. We’re some sexy, chain smoking mofos.

 

[luckylegsat60]

I drive a tractor-trailer for a living.

 

[thør]

My av is a self portrait.

 

[pandaburr]

I fall asleep to the sweet sounds of eating ASMR videos

 

[Mattentive]

My av is also a self portrait.

Plus a naked woman.