Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Cymru9696]

I have a mansion und a yacht

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

My av is also a self portrait.

Plus a naked woman.

I knew it!

 

[Daisy_Love]

I love fake pic threads and the pond dwellers who are sucked in by them

 

[Mattentive]

I knew it!

It was such a relief when you changed your av to one without water in it.

 

[Taegul]

I taught Jean Claude Van Damme how to dance.

https://i.gifer.com/9Es.gif

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I have an etsy shop that specializes in marshmallow sexual novelty toys called s'more, s'more, s'more!

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I invented the fanny pack.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I have an etsy shop that specializes in marshmallow sexual novelty toys called s'more, s'more, s'more!

Every year I enjoy eating Girl Scout s'mores, s'mores, s'mores.

 

[Taegul]

They intentionally held the Olympic games in China where I can't travel to, because they didn't want me to compete and win gold in literally every event. #GoldMedalGOAT

 

[Youroldscotsman]

I have definitely not had too much to drink tonight…..honest guv.

 

[Taegul]

I go to KFC just so I can say "breasts" to a complete stranger without getting a restraining order put on me.

So far I have 27 restraining orders on me from KFC employees.

Time for some Popeye's...

 

[Jake069258]

Lit has completely cured me of my need to "mansplain" things.

 

[water_moutina]

Fasted finger in the west

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Am, in fact, Grigori Rasputin.

Still didn't get me mwaahahahahahahaaa!

 

[Mattentive]

I would rather see 69 lesbians than lesbians 69

 

[n8Romantic]

Stallions hang their heads when I walk by.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

No, I am your father.

 

[n8Romantic]

If my brains were gasoline, it wouldn't power an ant's motorcycle half way across a dime.

 

[ydahecnot]

I expected the Inquisition, but I didn’t expect it to go viral

 

[Jake069258]

Im a cold, emotionless prick, who doesn't give a shit about what others think.

 

[n8Romantic]

I know the answer.

 

[Taegul]

I'm sitting in the stadium watching the Superbowl as I type this.

Go Broncos! Wait, what?

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I hate cooking and baking and any food that doesn't have a wrapper.

 

[ydahecnot]

I floss piranhas

 

[Trubbycat]

People confuse me with other people.