Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Wageslave]

I've never been happier

 

[Taegul]

I was in the final running for the Wonder Woman role that eventually went to Gal Gadot. So close...

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I am a meat popsicle.

 

[Sweet_n_SpicySprite]

I despise sex!!!

 

[Azuldrgon]

I'm not into women at all.

 

[Cat]

I never giggle or laugh

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I rarely embarrass or humiliate myself by accident...

 

[Jacques_Corbin]

I sleep like a baby

 

[Jaws82]

I am a deep voiced woman

 

[Taegul]

I have not watched any naughty videos in the last couple hours.

 

[LAHomedog]

I went into space with Bezos.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I am not really a Donkey.

 

[Tallulah82]

I am not really a Donkey.

I don't like donkeys

 

[JerseyJade]

The first time I experienced a man ejaculating in my mouth, I threw up.

 

[Taegul]

I am a motivational speaker, and I live in a van down by the river.

 

[Cat]

I have been voted MVP on our national rugby team 3 years in a row

 

[HotChef1970]

I am currently in a quarantine hotel in Australia fighting deportation because I tried to enter the country with an incorrect visa

 

[subratto]

I am currently in a quarantine hotel in Australia fighting deportation because I tried to enter the country with an incorrect visa

LOL

I am anti vaxxer

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I am a 6'5" virile super stud with the body of a Greek Adonis.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

On my way to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest continuous jump on a pogo stick, I had a freak pogo stick accident involving the world's tallest man and the phrase "I bet you can't.. ".... he is now the tallest man with a pogo stick in a place that would surprise you!

 

[Tallulah82]

I am a 6'5" virile super stud with the body of a Greek Adonis.

Pablo? Is that you?

 

[LiveWire64]

I have been married 3 times.
2 of my wives are gone.
I will be moving to the east.
I live in a condo.
I drive a Ford truck.

 

[AlexBailey]

I have very narrow and specific desires.

 

[ydahecnot]

I paid my way through college playing jarts

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I shot JR