Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

I was in the final running for the Wonder Woman role that eventually went to Gal Gadot. So close...
 
I am a motivational speaker, and I live in a van down by the river.
 
I have been voted MVP on our national rugby team 3 years in a row 🏆
 
I am currently in a quarantine hotel in Australia fighting deportation because I tried to enter the country with an incorrect visa
 
On my way to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest continuous jump on a pogo stick, I had a freak pogo stick accident involving the world's tallest man and the phrase "I bet you can't.. ".... he is now the tallest man with a pogo stick in a place that would surprise you!
 
I have been married 3 times.
2 of my wives are gone.
I will be moving to the east.
I live in a condo.
I drive a Ford truck.
 
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