Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

I actually designed and developed the new Lit forums. Please send all displays of gratitude for my job well done in the form of boob pics.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I am running for President of the United States in 2024! #votevv

 

[Taegul]

I actually designed and developed the new Lit forums. Please send all displays of gratitude for my job well done in the form of boob pics.

So far, I have received 4,981 boob pics from the previous post.

4,972 men
5 dogs
3 cats
and 1 camel

 

[Taegul]

I have never repeated myself.

I have never repeated myself.

I have never repeated myself.

 

[VoraciousValue]

In a previous life, I was known as the Casanova of the New World. Women would literally throw themselves at me on the street. I didn't dare go to Boston out of fear of arousing the anger and suspicion of those self-righteous Puritans.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I have had so many women on Lit that I've lost count.

 

[lanceGibs]

Rainshine and me are together in a secluded log cabin on an icy hill.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Rainshine and me are together in a secluded log cabin on an icy hill.

I am really jealous of RainShine right now

 

[lanceGibs]

You can join us.
I will send a private jet to pick you up.

 

[Taegul]

The sex education book that I wrote is currently the #1 seller on Amazon. I'll just assume it's all the dick pics I put into it.

 

[Ginmill72]

I go clubbing on the regular, never in bed before midnight on the weekends.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I hate boobies.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I could've been a porno actor, but I got a job at the bus depot.

 

[Trubbycat]

Clever, charming, and handsome.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I once got an erection so hard that my dick actually exploded. Now I pee through a stump!

 

[Taegul]

I'll be releasing my first rap album Grandmaster T And His Bitches Three this coming April.

It's gonna be lit yo.

 

[water_moutina]

I'll be releasing my first rap album Grandmaster T And His Bitches Three this coming April.

It's gonna be lit yo.

I'm the grandmaster t in that album

 

[Taegul]

Brad Pitt keeps texting me for advice on women. I'm not sure how much longer this will go on, but 25 - 50 texts a day just seems a bit excessive.

 

[oneblueye]

I tell everyone that I only hjave six inches which I can show with a ruler...the truth is, that I can make my penis grow to as big as 21 inches long and 8 1/2 inches around or any size between.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I was once a member of Congress. . . until I submitted a resolution telling the Lions Club to go fuck themselves.

 

[Taegul]

I've been kicked out of the zoo 7 times in the last 3 years for what I did in the Koala Bear habitat. Don't ask. Just let it go.

 

[Girly_girl]

I have a perfect body

 

[Taegul]

My favorite word ever is "moist". So versatile...

 

[BongoGal]

I was born for celibacy.

 

[VoraciousValue]

My favorite word ever is "moist". So versatile...

I don't get the hate behind the word "moist." I find it an adjective with some very good uses.