Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[lanceGibs]

Up yours too

She has the most deft fingers that do amazing things in my butt.

 

[Lord Pmann]

If I could live anywhere, it would be California.

 

[ThePitViper]

I'm fit, attractive, rich, and well liked.

 

[Trubbycat]

The party lights up when I arrive.

 

[Ingenue844]

I take bad news really well

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm a jolly ray of sunshine.

 

[RandallOldman]

My cock is so big I have to use the kid's urinal to keep from dipping the tip.

 

[Girly_girl]

I’m a great writer

 

[SubmittingMan]

I’m a great writer

I'm even better than her!

 

[Hodes101]

I work without any underpants on

 

[J_Bone]

Attractive, neglected, bi-curious, married women are a huge turn-off for me.

You too, huh? Sooo not a weakness of mine.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm so excited about Trump running again I sent him a check.

 

[Taegul]

I'm so tired of Scarlett Johansson calling mw at 1 AM. I don't want to be her booty call anymore.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have a very full and exciting e-sex life in lit...

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm going to audition for a part in a porn video next week.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm so tired of Scarlett Johansson calling mw at 1 AM. I don't want to be her booty call anymore.

This is disappointing news. Because at 1:06AM, she’s hitting me up for some action.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm going to audition for a part in a porn video next week.

Fluffer?

 

[JerseyJade]

Fluffer?

Sure. Why not.

 

[Taegul]

This is disappointing news. Because at 1:06AM, she’s hitting me up for some action.

Weird. I wonder who she's seeing between us. 6 minutes is a long fucking time...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Weird. I wonder who she's seeing between us. 6 minutes is a long fucking time...

I figured you went twice?

 

[ReadyForMore22]

I hope this puppy takes a long time to potty train

 

[Girly_girl]

I love my job

 

[zydrate]

I'm blonde

 

[skin2win]

A woman’s feet gross me out

 

[RachelWalsh]

I have an amazing sex life, but it doesn't matter because I am not a size queen. lol