Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[LizVegas79]

Attractive, neglected, bi-curious, married women are a huge turn-off for me.

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

I am well hung and don't do what a more assertive person tells me

 

[LizVegas79]

I won the lottery

Hi there! I just turned 27, I'm easily fooled, blonde, 38-22-32 and super into whatever you're into!

 

[JerseyJade]

@LizVegas79 is my pimp.

 

[ydahecnot]

Love to explain the difference between llamas, alpacas and vicuña at parties

 

[LizVegas79]

@LizVegas79 is my pimp.

This is supposed to be a tell blatant LIES about yourself, not the truth, sweetie!

If I got stuck in an elevator with JJ, I totally would NOT pretend to have a panic attack so that she would console me.

 

[FranklyFrank]

This is supposed to be a tell blatant LIES about yourself, not the truth, sweetie!

If I got stuck in an elevator with JJ, I totally would NOT pretend to have a panic attack so that she would console me.

I have never wanted to be the hotel security officer in charge of monitoring the elevator video feed.

 

[lanceGibs]

I'm tall, beautiful, blond, shaply ass. big tits w nips that point upward.

I actually belived her.

 

[ReadyForMore22]

I’ve never clandestinely entered a foreign country

 

[Ingenue844]

I’ve never clandestinely entered a foreign country

Storytime!!

 

[ReadyForMore22]

Storytime!!

The redactions would make for a poor read

 

[Ingenue844]

The redactions would make for a poor read

Pleeeeeeease
Please, please, please

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m known for my sensitivity.

 

[ReadyForMore22]

Pleeeeeeease
Please, please, please

Do you take me for easy?

Well, wait, I AM a guy so that part is given, but I do know how to keep secrets (even if seduced…maybe)

 

[Ingenue844]

Do you take me for easy?

Well, wait, I AM a guy so that part is given, but I do know how to keep secrets (even if seduced…maybe)

So…a flash here. A kiss there, and storytime?

 

[ReadyForMore22]

So…a flash here. A kiss there, and storytime?

…..

 

[WSM98]

I don't struggle to put my bra on because my boobs aren't cumbersome.

 

[Ingenue844]

I hate compliments

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Rotten day.
Hate my job.
Don't have any friends.

And these skinny jeans make my ass look like a stadium cushion. I'm never wearing them again.

 

[Krigirl1233]

....and I tattoed a horses dong over her hymen.

Up yours too

 

[Leglover1234]

I got laid today

 

[Deadbed1968]

I’m rich, drop dead gorgeous, and have an enormous cock!

 

[Ingenue844]

I’m not Veruca Salt style spoiled.

 

[SoCalAshley]

I absolutely hate living in Southern California.

 

[Xerxes82]

I am the best fuck you've ever had. So good, in fact, that you had to block it from all recollection in order to carry on with your everyday living without being tormented by the ecstasy of it.