Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[BrendaBear]

I wrote a 12 chapter book on how to get the political parties to start working together for a change… but my dog ate it.

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

I don’t have a guilty conscience. Not at all. I don’t feel bad, even years after the fact.

 

[MissPennyLane]

I have an amazing sense of balance, it takes a lot to make me fall over

 

[DarkRaven13]

I have the best luck at dating.

 

[Dalelaw2164]

I was the #2 pick to be the next Dalai Lama.

 

[Ingenue844]

Nontoxic

 

[Taegul]

I am currently leading the movement to make Canada the 51st state of the USA.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am a kind, loving, and good person.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I am a good tap dancer....close your eyes and imagine Fred Astaire

 

[_Ritch_]

I have had GQ beg me to let them print that I'm the world's sexiest man. I kept telling them no.

 

[Taegul]

The GB and Politics forums are actually nothing but all my alts arguing amongst myself.

 

[Taegul]

I coffee. Delicious!

 

[Wageslave]

I'm the happiest person alive

 

[Hodes101]

I'm built like Arnie

 

[_Ritch_]

I'm built like Arnie

I am Arnie.

 

[DarkRaven13]

It's 3:45am. I am always up and fresh and ready to go at this time of the early morning.

 

[lanceGibs]

Got Liz Truss pregnant

 

[Krigirl1233]

I’m a virgin

 

[lanceGibs]

I’m a virgin

....and I tattoed a horses dong over her hymen.

 

[Gamine67]

I’m so short I call miniature golf, Golf.

 

[the_single_gal_unconfidential]

I'm tall, beautiful, blond, shaply ass. big tits w nips that point upward.

 

[Trubbycat]

I have the body of a god.

Not saying WHICH god...

 

[Leglover1234]

I won the lottery

 

[Grifters]

I am a young man.

 

[PageWriter2]

I can't word to forms together