Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Series 6]

I created Adidas sportwear company

 

[Solsurfer]

I was born with three testicles making riding a bike difficult yet my orgasmic loads are shockingly voluminous.

 

[Twistedkink]

I’m a professional athlete and have been looking for a partner that swings.

 

[AlexBailey]

I rarely think about sex

 

[Cindy027]

I manipulate the financial markets.

 

[Cymru9696]

Today, I will be elected Speaker of the House

 

[Trubbycat]

You know the beginning of Austin Powers when all the women are chasing him? Mike Meyers based it on me.

 

[VoraciousValue]

In my day job, I line up bitches for a traveling polka band.

POLKAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Today, I will be elected Speaker of the House

The way it's going, it could become an open sweepstakes.

 

[Cymru9696]

In my day job, I line up bitches for a traveling polka band.

POLKAAAAAAAAAAA!!


The way it's going, it could become an open sweepstakes.

So wild that it could actually be anyone who is not a member of congress that meets the other requirements.

 

[RachelWalsh]

I don't even like guys. I am a lesbian.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I am a valet at an upscale San Francisco hotel. I serve as rich female guests's sex slave in my off hours.
I don't even need to pay rent anywhere.

 

[masterslave00]

My wife and I have sex at least once every day

 

[Taegul]

My 26-year career as a college football mascot got me laid more than Wilt Chamberlain.

 

[Lily13]

I’m the best dancer in St. Bernadette’s

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I’m the best dancer in St. Bernadette’s

... with the worst reputation.

 

[Lily13]

... with the worst reputation.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/59b1a2bc-f18a-4f98-bade-13db0523cac5

 

[Whiskeyjack]

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/59b1a2bc-f18a-4f98-bade-13db0523cac5

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I can do the 200m in under a minute if the weather is not too hot and I'm wearing my special shoes.

 

[JohnnyValentine]

I made a New Year resolution that I will never masturbate my cock again.

 

[JerseyJade]

I can't think of any place better to be at than where I'm at now.

 

[FranklyFrank]

I never pleasure myself

 

[gga]

My 26-year career as a college football mascot got me laid more than Wilt Chamberlain.

I guess it's true what the ladies say. Once you go artichoke...

 

[VoraciousValue]

I made a New Year resolution that I will never masturbate my cock again.

As opposed to mastubating your foot??

 

[PageWriter2]

I live on the west coast

 

[Taegul]

I guess it's true what the ladies say. Once you go artichoke...

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I need those shoes.